Poke'mon!
(really Barney also scared me for life. heck if I had the smarts and tools, I would program a light gun game and download it onto an NES cartridge and this is how it would go)
(turn on NES)
Barney: Hi boys and girls push start to play
(push start)
Barney: Hi lets hold hands and sing
Light gun: BLAM BLAM BLAM
(only barneys head left on screen)
Barney: I love you...you love me..
Light gun: BLAM BLAM BLAM
(score: 1000000000000000 points)
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!