Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 571140 times)

Lt Mou · « **Reply #1410 on:** January 26, 2004, 08:14:26 PM »

And then there happened to be an explosion.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1411 on:** January 26, 2004, 09:40:23 PM »

Then a Terminator was sent back into the past to prevent Sarah Conner from giving birth to John Conner. (I watched "Terminator" just about half an hour ago.)

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Lt Mou · « **Reply #1412 on:** January 27, 2004, 03:02:40 PM »

But he decided to become the governor of California instead.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1413 on:** January 27, 2004, 05:15:40 PM »

"I'll be back," Mario muttered, then ran off to the Mens' Room.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

n/a · « **Reply #1414 on:** January 27, 2004, 05:22:32 PM »

And found Toad stuck in a urinal.

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TJOghost8 · « **Reply #1415 on:** January 27, 2004, 05:30:44 PM »

But Mario had to go REAL bad, and so the only urinal was out of order, so he let it rip in his pants.

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Lt Mou · « **Reply #1416 on:** January 28, 2004, 11:49:07 AM »

And he pondered why he didn't just use a regular toilet.

n/a · « **Reply #1417 on:** January 29, 2004, 02:38:28 PM »

Because somebody had shoved Lakitu in the other toilet, so Mario went to go beat up his number-one suspect, Waluigi!

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1418 on:** January 29, 2004, 04:29:00 PM »

But it was hard to concentrate on defeating Waluigi because Waluigi wouldn't stop watching Jerry Seinfeld.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Lt Mou · « **Reply #1419 on:** January 29, 2004, 07:23:58 PM »

So Mario decided to join him in watching Seinfeld, who was in the next stall.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1420 on:** January 29, 2004, 07:37:12 PM »

And Toad shouted, "Help me! Your princess is in another stall!"

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Popple · « **Reply #1421 on:** February 01, 2004, 06:57:35 PM »

But toad was incomprehensive of his current surroundings and overlooked the fact that Giga Bowser was in the very same stall at that time.

Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*

Lt Mou · « **Reply #1422 on:** February 01, 2004, 07:59:00 PM »

So Giga Bowser grabbed Toad, and in doing so, pulled the urinal he was stuck in from the wall.

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1423 on:** February 02, 2004, 03:47:20 PM »

Water squirted out of the wall and melted Giga Bowser, dropping Toad and the urinal.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

Jman · « **Reply #1424 on:** February 02, 2004, 05:21:30 PM »

Then I said "Give me back my foot!