Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 494448 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1950 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:55:23 PM »

Wario fondly watched and remembered the first time he demolished Mario's sand castle.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #1951 on:** March 23, 2010, 09:24:56 PM »

Then Wario discovered that most of what he did in life was not so good, but he was brought back to life anyway.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1952 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:07:41 PM »

"Anyone who's read the Mario vs. Wario comic knows that Mario bullied Wario," said PaperLuigi.

Weegee · « **Reply #1953 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:34:41 PM »

Nobody listened.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1954 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:39:52 PM »

So Wario was back and Captain Falcon (once again) had not one but two secret weapons.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1955 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:37:07 AM »

A gun and cardboard box.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1956 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:53:20 AM »

Of course, Captain Falcon didn't really need a gun, but he knew he'd be able to work wonders with the box.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1957 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:01:02 AM »

"That's mine," said Solid Snake.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1958 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:49:41 PM »

Captain falcon farted a mighty fart.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1959 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:23:30 PM »

Captain Falcon FALCON PAWNCHED the gassy imposter with the badly-capitalized name, and went back to feeding Wario a platter of jelly donuts in order to stretch his stomach, which in turn would better equip him for battling the FALCON BURGER horde.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1960 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:44:38 PM »

The gassy imposter farted a mighty fart

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1961 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:48:37 PM »

Everyone stopped paying attention to cosmic_c because fart jokes aren't funny; meanwhile, the burger horde moved ever so closer to Falcon, Luigi, Kirby and Wario.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1962 on:** March 25, 2010, 04:55:23 PM »

"HYESZ!" said Captain Falcon, for Wario and Kirby were now both in peak gluttonous shape (Luigi would be the one to polish off the fries divisioin and the special sauce squad).

cosmic_c · « **Reply #1963 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:42:14 PM »

Meanwhile Paper_Luigi didn't relise it was reference to page one.

Weegee · « **Reply #1964 on:** March 25, 2010, 05:55:54 PM »

Somewhere far beyond the realm of mortals, the gods of grammar, spelling and punctuation frowned upon cosmic_c.