Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 504707 times)

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #585 on:** April 06, 2003, 07:24:41 PM »

The cucumber screamed horrible agony. ",ynnuf er'uoy ,heH" gibbered Link as he unsliced a cucumber.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/6/2003 7:06:29 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #586 on:** April 06, 2003, 11:38:00 PM »

So then, The Great Gatsby flew out of a tree, stole Link and the cucumber, and held them for ransom!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

King Boo · « **Reply #587 on:** April 07, 2003, 12:15:29 AM »

Then the T-Virus escaped into the Mushroom Kingdom!

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

Hirocon · « **Reply #588 on:** April 07, 2003, 12:50:46 AM »

Then the space-time continuum collapsed (due to extreme stress from all this time travel), and time fastforwarded 14,720 years, but somehow everything in the future was exactly the same.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #589 on:** April 07, 2003, 02:32:45 PM »

Then the world ended, and the story restarted.

"Look," said Toad, "I'm sick and tired of saying this crap!" Then Mario ripped off his face to show he was really Daisy.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/7/2003 3:54:28 PM

CharginChuck · « **Reply #590 on:** April 07, 2003, 05:11:12 PM »

And the space time continumm was collapsing, so the events of this story kept repeating (like in one episode Star Trek TGN) over and over, so they kept going for a walk, to Burger King, and etc, and it was all the same.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #591 on:** April 07, 2003, 05:34:10 PM »

Daisy ran to the Land of Time to realize the problem, and she did: Chip & Dale were messing with the grand clock- kept switching it backwards, so Daisy smashed Chip and crushed him with her shoe.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/7/2003 4:35:34 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #592 on:** April 07, 2003, 09:47:54 PM »

But then Chip Carson (the android from Not Quite Human) ran around, and then, the temporal causality loop (from ST:TNG) iterated again and Toad had an extreme feeling of déjà vu.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Sapphira · « **Reply #593 on:** April 08, 2003, 12:24:37 PM »

Then Peach remembered all the events that happened before the temporal time flux occured again. She found marioguy and punched the living daylights out of him for making her "do it" with him so many times.

"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"
Luigi puked from all the terrible, terrible deja vu.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #594 on:** April 08, 2003, 04:57:18 PM »

"Oh my God!" Wailed Mario, "I wish that this will finally end!!!" Then something wonderful happended...

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Sapphira · « **Reply #595 on:** April 08, 2003, 07:41:19 PM »

Time froze altogether and the universe imploded, putting everyone out of their misery.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #596 on:** April 08, 2003, 08:14:04 PM »

"YES!!!" Screamed Mario, as if he were Tom Hanks, "LET'S NOW JUST GET ON WITH OUR LIVES!!" Then everybody laughed.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/8/2003 7:14:26 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #597 on:** April 08, 2003, 09:26:57 PM »

But sadly, they couldn't get on with their lives, since the universe had imploded: THE END?

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #598 on:** April 09, 2003, 12:39:01 PM »

Let's start a new story: This time, no time warping, unless the story has become incredibly stupid.

Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad were going for a stroll in the park.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Sapphira · « **Reply #599 on:** April 09, 2003, 04:09:43 PM »

"Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.