(I knew it!)
Mario then suddenly looked at Peach.
"Hey, do you like Pika' Burgers?"
"Well, I've never tried it."
Mario throws a red fireball at a Pikachu and BBQ's it. "Here you go!"
Peach tasted it. "Ooh, that's delicious! Hey, what about that Lugia?"
Mario uses a jump punch and kills the Lugia.
"Whoops, I think marioguy was on it! He's the moron Pokemon trainer who ruined our evening! Well, I guess we'll have dessert..."