Get Yoshi as a playable character!!!
Here are the hints to get everyone's favourite dino!
First off, make sure you have clean underwear. If you don't, you just went to the toilet in your pants!!! HAHAHA-- ahem. Anyway, have clean underwear. Sit in front of your Nintendo 64 for 17hrs and 36mins. Then, put in Smash Bros, and yell something at some of the different characters. NOTE: When you yell something at Mario characters, it must be something good. If it's a Poke'mon, it must have at least 56 swear words in it. Anyway, after doing that, put in Super Mario 64. Now, you must go to the toilet in your pants. Mario isn't laughing, but he really is inside him. Pull his cap over his eyes at the first screen, then rent a house that costs $6,585,685.26. It costs $15,323.57 to rent for the amount of time you need it. If it has 3.2 storeys, the cheat will work. Now, drop your Nintendo 64 out of the window at the exact same time George W. Bush takes a bite of pie. Suddenly, it will hit the ground. "Nooooo!!" you should yell. Run down there, and jump up and down 45 times, and shout a line of gibberish. You should be taken away to a Mental Insitution. Break out, buy a tiger, call it Spot, and put it in your house. Teach it to play Pattycake, and beat it 4 times in a row. The guys from the Mental Institution will come, and take you back. Now, wait 7 years, and get out again. They'll think you're sane again, so that's fine. Then, go into a store, and ask for a Nintendo DS and a Nintendo 64, plus a copy of Super Mario 64 DS. Then, you get a huge flamethrower, and destroy the N64, leaving only the shell. Stick your Nintendo DS inside, and get batteries. Put in your copy of SM64DS, and start playing.
However, the tiger wrecked the house you rented, and it will cost you $6,585,685.26 and $15,323.57 rent. You also need to buy a new pair of underpants, and your tiger died, so you wasted another $100,000. You also need to pay for SM64DS, a Nintendo 64 and a Nintendo 64, bringing the cost up even further. But who cares, 'cos you've got Yoshi!!!
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''