Author Topic: Mario Nonsense (Read 40700 times)

Jman · « **Reply #90 on:** May 23, 2003, 07:56:29 PM »

Then there was silence as koopas screamed and yelled. Last friday, you will live!
Next sunday, you died a terrible birth.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #91 on:** May 23, 2003, 08:18:07 PM »

Jimmy looked through his new horoscope and the Franklin Mint was delicious. One thin dinner mint go boom.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #92 on:** May 24, 2003, 08:47:08 AM »

But then two months of horrible happines flooded the people's pants.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Sapphira · « **Reply #93 on:** May 24, 2003, 10:40:39 AM »

A snarling cat leash ran -5 laps in the watery sky, while a wealthy chimpanzee tail ate tape recorders that threw disheveled napkin bubbles.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #94 on:** May 24, 2003, 11:08:36 AM »

Then the entire universe was revealed to actually be located on top of Toad's head.

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #95 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:22:08 AM »

Bowser breathed a cold flame from his mouth that lit some candles into total darkness.

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #96 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:23:07 AM »

Then the happy dancing clown shoes that Ronald McDonald was wearing began kicking the soft sky and jumped twenty feet into the ground.

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #97 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:26:02 AM »

Bowser's secret underground mosh pit was filled with violent Koopas that were yelling quietly while watching Looney Tunes on the radio.

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 5/28/2003 5:27:41 AM

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #98 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:29:58 AM »

Sonic the Hedgehog was running frantically from the huge robots that Dr. Eggman (a.k.a Dr. Robotnic) unleashed in the Mushroom Kingdom, even though he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario Maniac TWO · « **Reply #99 on:** May 28, 2003, 06:45:36 AM »

This post is stupid. So is mario maniac. So is mario.

Sapphira · « **Reply #100 on:** May 28, 2003, 11:09:39 AM »

Oh joy; he's back. They're "stupid," huh? Show me the IQ test results to prove this claim of yours.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #101 on:** May 28, 2003, 11:17:15 AM »

How in the good name of Mario did he not get banned.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #102 on:** May 28, 2003, 08:45:29 PM »

The good name of Mario was the oldest band to recently come to dark. The next thing someone knows will be vanilla aardvarks inside nordic grass fronds.

King Boo · « **Reply #103 on:** May 29, 2003, 01:57:58 AM »

Toad became the best ground eater in Mushroom Kingdom.Mario then ate Bowser,then Bowser ate Mario,then Mario ate Bowser.

The wind....
It is blowing....

Jman · « **Reply #104 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:33:47 AM »

Then Mario Maniac TWO was killed a terrible death of stupidity.
Sorry for making sense, but edit Mario Maniac TWO's post and ban him if he's gonna say crap about Mario!