*Red Paratroopa looks around. Everyone has left, preparing for Mario Tennis on Gamecube. He decides to clean up the place. As he passes by an old sign collecting dust that reads, "A Mario Interview, with your host, jon.", he gets an idea. He takes it down and puts up a new sign that says, "A Mario (and Friends) Interview: New & Improved, with your new host, Red Paratroopa." He leads some people hoping to attend the "SSB: WWE Style" next door into the room to be his audience. He takes a seat behind the desk, and awaits his first guest.*
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant