I had a dream that starred me, Suffix, and Nintendoexpert89, with cameo appearances of Chupperson Weird and Lizard Dude. I wrote down some notes when I woke up so I could retell it.
Oddly enough, the dream started with me getting out of bed. I walked over to my closet, because my dresser is usually in there and was probably going to grab a change of clothes for after I went downstairs and showered and all that. But to my surprise, I opened the closet's sliding door and and inside there was a guy sitting in a chair while on the computer. He yelled when I opened the door and I jumped back. What do you know? It was Suffix!
Even though we both just freaked each other out, Suffix got up and walked over and stood next to me, as if this was part of some routine, and he asked me, "So what do we do now?"
"Um..." I began,"I think we're supposed to fight crime, but we need another person or something."
Just then, Chupperson opened the door to my bedroom and stood in the doorway, as if this was his cue. "I'm here," he said.
"No," I thought out loud, "That's not right. Chup are you sure it's you who's supposed to be here."
He looked taken aback for a second, but then said "No, I'm not. Don't worry, Nintendoexpert89 will come through the window in a minute."
Then Chupperson left. I was kind of confused, or at least impatient. I sat down on the edge of my bed, and Suffix did the same. "Wait, why were you in my closet?" I asked Suffix.
"I wasn't," replied Suffix. "My closet was just in your room."
"Oh..." I said, still a bit weirded out. I seemed to understand and accept everything that happened after that moment, though.
Suddenly, but not surprisingly, NintendoExpert89 crashed through my window. He landed on the floor and stood up. He was wearing a red shirt. He seemed to know what was going on, because then he said, "So, do we fight crime now?"
For some reason, I felt a bit disappointed, and thought, "Darn, I'm a year younger than both of you! Suffix is going to be sixteen in like, a day!"
Luckily, I didn't say that irrelevant thought out loud. I said, "No, let's not save the world just yet. I have a better idea..."
The scene then went to my Math class. I sat in the corner closest to the door on the right, and the other side of the classroom had two windows. The teacher was telling us something boring when suddenly, Suffix came through the door, wearing a backpack and some cool helmet with a yellow-orange tinted windshield sunglass thing on the front, like a motorcycle helmet(except it didn't go past Suffix's nose, and you could see his face through the glass. Seconds after his appearance, Nintendoexpert89 burst through the window, knocking the blinds off of the top. He didn't have anything cool on, it seemed. Suffix said in his cool, commando-esque voice, "We're here for Mark."
I played dumb so it would be played out in front of the class. "Ian? Tom? What are you guys doing here?"
"The name's Super Calculator, now!" exclaimed Suffix.
NintendoExpert89 said, "My name's not Tom! It's Thomas--oh wait, I guess you're right."
I actually thought I was wrong too, but it didn't matter, this was business-like business that we needed to take care of. "I have to go, Mr. *Teacher's name*.
The girl next to me said, "What about your backpack?"
I grabbed my backpack and threw it through the ceiling. "It'll get home."
There was a brief shot of my house on a cloudy morning and my backpack fell from the sky and landed on the lawn.
Back in the classroom, we were about to leave when the teacher said, "You can't just miss school!"
As if by magic, Suffix pulled out of his pocket a small yellow slip. "Don't worry!" he said coolly. "We have hall passes!"
We ran outside and took off. I say "took off" because Suffix's backpack was a jetpack, and he handed me one too, along with an ordinary bike helmet. Once I was in the air, I said, "I would rather have a hang glider..."
Suddenly, the jetpack was a hang glider. "Drachenfliegen!" I proclaimed. Hang gliding!
We started moving over my high school's campus when I noticed how NintendoExpert89 was traveling. Somehow he made a path of windows appear in the sky, and after he had jumped off the ground through the first one, he was soaring through the sky by breaking through each window in a line. Then the line of windows stopped and he was sort of floating alongside us. "How're you doing that?" I yelled to him.
"I'm wearing my anti-gravity pants!" he shouted back.
I blinked, then shrugged and we continued on.
We landed in one of those big parking lots, like the kind you see outside of a Walgreens or Safeway that has other stores near it, like a Starbucks and Petco and Pizza Hut and stuff like that. "Where to now?" asked Suffix.
Burger King was up ahead. "How 'bout Burger King?" I asked.
We walked into Burger King, but that part was skipped past and we ended up going to the comic book store in the corner. Inside, who was at the counter, but Lizard Dude! He waved with his fake manican(sic?) left hand, and then banged it against the counter and it broke into a bunch of little pieces. We asked if we could go to through the back to the alley behind the building, but he said I had to give him my jetpack, which was no longer a hang glider but a jetpack. I did, and we started advancing on the back door. "Wait," he called. We turned around.
He looked a little hesitant, but he clapped his hands together and blurted out, "Can I have your helmet too?" He stared at me with anticipation.
I was surprised he didn't want Suffix's helmet, which was way cooler than my bike helmet, but I handed it over, and he said, "Gee, thanks!"
We went out back and sure enough, some gang had gathered there, plotting some evil thing to do. I don't remember what happened, but we had somehow beat them and found out that another gang with ninjas was going to be appearing there that night, so we decided to have a stake out.
We sat in the bushes along the fence that was facing the building until that night, when we heard a rustling noise. The noise was coming from a manhole cover on the ground. Out came the ninja turtles, who had heard of the fight too! Everyone was exchanging greetings, until I yelled, "Wait a minute! You guys aren't supposed to be in this dream! This is OUR fight!"
I pushed them all back into the hole in the ground, except for Michelangelo, who was chilling with Nintendoexert89, but I dragged off Mikey and put the cover back on the manhole.
Suddenly, at least a dozen ninjas appeared on the scene! What happened next was nothing that I would have expected.
First, Suffix began fight the ninjas by breakdancing. I mean he was spinning his legs out there like he was on a pommel horse or something, and then he began spinning on his head and such.
NE89 was a bit more ...creative. First he was doing a robot dance that looked pretty good; some of the ninjas were impressed. Two ninjas came from behind, but he elbowed them both in the stomach, then lifted his forearms up to punch them in their faces. They both clutched their faces in agony, and NE89 planted his hands on each of their shoulders and did a backflip, kicking both of them in the face again when he was upside down. I mean, he seriously pwned, and I don't usually use that word.
Myself, I did alright, I guess. I don't remember much, except maybe I did some running on a wall and tornado kicking and stuff.
The ninja gang retreated, and we won the battle, even though we didn't catch them like we were supposed to.
"What do we do now?" muttered Suffix.
There was a moment's silence, until I said, "There's a Round Table Pizza around the corner."
"Sounds good," said Nintendoexpert89.
And we all walked off into the night...
THE END
Thank you for visting my world, come again ... Now entering reality, welcome back.
