Umm...riiiight... I was bored, what can I say?, so I made up a title for your story, LD. I didn't mean to make fun of you.
Okay, here's my last vacation story:
It was around 8:00 or so, and my family went to this ice cream parlor. We ate outside. Right next to it was a grocery store, and my mom needed to get some things. She had finished but the rest of us were still finishing up, so she decided she'd go on ahead to the store.
At the time, she was wearing Winnie the Pooh overalls (ugh. Moms...). They have various pictures of him all over.
As she was walking away, I said, "Hey, Mom! You have Pooh on your butt!" teasing her since a picture of the character was on her back pocket, or her "butt."
She gives me a teasing scowl as the rest of my family's busting up.
Well, it just so happened that as I said that, a family came out of the ice cream parlor.
A little girl whispered, "I think that lady has pooh on her butt..."
"Are you sure?" another little girl asked.
"I dunno, but I think I heard someone say it."
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.