Author Topic: The lamentations of a bored mushroom (Read 14774 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2003, 10:49:55 PM »

Bizarro: Me follow Superman and Super Man... find LOWIZZ
Maxwell Smart: Oh no you don't! I'm taking you back to CONTROL to interrogate you!
Bizarro: I no go with you
Maxwell Smart: Then how about going for a cup of coffee down the street?
Bizarro: ... *pulls off disguise to reveal...*
Seigfried: So, ve meet again, eh, Mikschvell Schmät?
Maxwell Smart: ...So! The old Seigfried-in-a-Bizarro-suit trick!
Dr. Mario: Could those "tricks" get any stupider names?
Mario: I thought you were gone.
Toad: So did I.
Dr. Mario: Well... I forgot something. *grabs defibrillator and walks out door*

Moments later, the cords connected to the defibrillator snap back, causing Dr. Mario to catapult back into the room!

Dr. Mario: Mama mia. I need ta watch that... *zap* Hoohehehehooohooohehahahahaha
Maxwell Smart: Ah ha! "The green letters sprout lettuce in the fall."
Dr. Mario: What?
Maxwell Smart: You heard me.
Dr. Mario: *pulls head off to reveal...*
The Chief: Hi, Max. What happened to 99?
Toad: Oh, great. This is going too far into a story.
Luigi(my cat): MEOW.
Maroi: AAAAHHHH
Mario: Who are you?
Maroi: I'm Linguo's evil ex-brother.
Luigi: Hey, cool. A CD. *goes to pick up CD*

But the CD was really a trap door to Flying Fink Bros. Sloppy Circus ...with Fries and a Shake!

Luigi: AAAAHHHH
Jimbob: AAAAHHHH
Jimbo: AAAAHHHH
Luigi(my cat): How'd you get here?
Luigi: AAAAHHHH
Jimbob: AAAAHHHH
Jimbo: AAAAHHHH

Meanwhile, back at the ran- ...er, E.R.!
???: Did you forget about me?
Toad: Who are you?
???: AAAAHHHH
Toad: Oh yeah, I can't see you either.
???: AAAAHHHH???
Mario: Hey, where's myself?
Toad: Okay, you're staying right here until Mario gets back, Mario.
Mario: Gotcha. Wait... what?

To BE CONTINUED... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... uhh, you get the idea.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2003, 11:05:41 PM »

MamaMia Mario: So I'm not the only one who watches Get Smart! I love that show!

Max: I'd certainly hope so.

Jet Pilot: Screw you liberal wussies! I'll protect America, war protesters or not!

Mario: Wha?

Jet Pilot: Die, scum! *fires missle at Sigfried*

Mario: Wai!

*Shrapnel flies everywhere*

Dr. Mario: I'll save you! Alright, where's my scalpel? *throws pills*

Jet Pilot: *fires machine gun*

Dr. Mario: *does some Maxtrix moves* THERE IS NO SPOON!! *zaps the jet*

Jet Pilot: How about a nice, steaming mug of Shut your Mind Off!

Dr. Mario: Nooo! It hurts my brain! Wargh!!

*At the circus*

Luigi: Can't sleep... clowns will eat me...

Clown: Hey, want a balloon?

Luigi: AAAAAH!!! *throws boiled peanuts at the Clown*

Clown: So, you've found me out, eh? I'm really.... Chupperson Weird!

CW: But I'm Chupperson Weird!

CW: No, I am!

CW: Alright, there's only way to solve this... *opens pen holder case* WITH THE BALLPOINT PEN OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢!

CW: Nooooo!

Roshan: So that's where I left that!

*Crickets chirping* Urk, huh? Oh yeah... to be continued... or something.

King Boo · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2003, 02:56:09 AM »

Clown:BUT THAT ISNT THE BALLPOINT PEN OF DOOM!
CW:Ah well,good enough
*Stabs Clown*
Clown:I am a VOODOO!!! hahahahahahah!!!!!
Yugi:Dark Magician!Attack!
*Clown smashes into little pieces*
CW:Who are you?
Yugi:I am Yugi Moto,Winner in Duelist Kingdom!
Dr Mario:Want a turn Yugi with these zappers?
*Zaps Yugi*
Yugi:No!!!! My cards are on fire!
???:hahahahahahaha i will now reveal my identity....i am....the cat you dumped on the side of the road when you were little Mario!
Mario:Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Luigi:The evil cat is back!
Mario:Lets get away!
Link:yahhhhh!!!!
*Seals the Cat in the Sacred Realm*
Mario:This is my story get out!
Link:No hahahahahahaha
Mario:Yes
Link:No
Mario:Your Mean
Link:Your meaner
Mario:no you are
Bowser:Gwarharharharharhar!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED......

AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.

Dairy King · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2003, 06:39:49 PM »

Bowser: Waitiminit..... What the heck was the point of me being here!?
Dr. Mario: Who cares?*BZZZT* Oh yeah...*BZZAAP* He he he he!
Bowser: *Stares at both Marios* HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU MAKE TWO OF YOU!?!?
Mario & Dr. Mario: We dunno.
Bowser: So, wheres your idiot rival?
Mario: Well, this might just be me, but I think he's standing right in front of me.
Dr. Mario: Mine's over there.*Points at Dr. Wario*
Bowser: Not me, you nitwit!! Wario!!
Dr. Mario: I just told you, you lumbering buffoon!!
Bowser: I wasn't talking to you!!!!
Dr. Mario: Then who were you talking to?
Bowser: REGULAR MARIO!!!
Reg. Mario: I beg to differ. I believe you were talking to Mario.
Bowser: Grr..... So.. Where is he?
Reg. Mario: Um, there's a fifty percent chance that one of those Marios is the Mario that you want to ask the question. And just so you know, my rival is over there.*points at Regular Wario*
Bowser: MARIO!!!
Mario: Yes?
Bowser: WHERE IS WARIO!?!?
Mario: I dunno. Why don't you ask him yourself?
Bowser: ARRRGH!!!! *exhales firey breath into Mario's face* If I wanted to ask him where he was, I wouldn't just go talk to him like a normal person! I would either have to call him, or ask someone else where he is! AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!!!
Mario: What are you trying to do?
Bowser: GGRRRR....*to himself* OK, big guy... calm down... count to ten....1...2...
Mario: Would you like to call him?
Bowser: Urrgh.. Sure.. that would be good.
Mario: *hands Bowser Wario's phone number*
Bowser: OK, thank you! *Takes out cell phone*
Dr. Mario: Ahh ahh ahh! No using cell phones in the hospital!
Bowser: Why?
Dr. Mario: I dunno. It's just what the sign says. See? "Please turn off all cell phones"
Bowser: Oh. Do you have a pay phone?
Dr. Mario: Out in the lobby should be one.
Bowser: Alrighty! Now I can discuss my plans for world domination with him!
Dr. Mario: What a nice guy. I don't see why you two are always fighting.
Toad: Waitaminit! Did he say world domination?!
Mario: Waitaminit! I think he did! C'mon! Let's follow him, and listen in on his conversation!
Dr. Mario: Waitiminit! I think I should get a portable de-whatchamacallit!*grabs one* OK, I'm ready!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON... BORED-MK GX III!!
Dave: Waitaminit. I know I'm not part of the story, but that ending belongs somewhere else!*Takes ending*

To be... or not to be...
Shakespeare: Gimme that back!*Takes quote*

To be continued....

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2003, 09:33:48 PM »

Jet Pilot: *BOOM*
Toad: Where'd you come from anyway?
Bill: Yeah.
Fred: Yeah, where? And my blood sugar's low! I need lunch!
Billy: Oh, not again...
Bill: Your name is bill too?
Ted: This is bogus.
Fred: There's 2 Freds too?!
penguinwizard: Wasn't that my signature a few posts back?
Clown: *dances around like a ...clown!*

Suddenly, Seigfried appears from nowhere!
Seigfried: This is KAOS! We don't do that here!
CW: Ah ha! Here, I found THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢!
Roshan: And here I'm stuck with THE BALLPOINT PEN OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢! Gimme back my pen knife.
CW: Never! And I have your boots too!
Roshan: NOOO
Bowser: Hey Mario, that number didn't work...
Mario: Check the circus then.
Bowser: Okay...

*At the circus*
Wario: *does fancy tricks on the tightrope* Gwah ha ha ha ha! This'll make me millions!
Waluigi: Wah! Wah wah WAH! And again I say WAH!
Bowser: HEY WARIO, GET DOWN HERE!
Jet Pilot: *Flies into the circus and starts bombing the audience*

*not a sound can be heard*
Uhh... yeah, to be continued... but there's no one left to watch it now...
Jet Pilot: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA H AH AHA HA AH AHHAHAHA AH AHA AHAH AHA AHA HA HAHAAH AHA AHA AHAHA AH...HOOOO

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2003, 10:08:54 PM »

BatMan: You poor misguided soul, you don't have to blow up innocent people! You can become my young ward, wear tights, and memorize Shakespeare!

Jet Pilot: *launches missle at BatMan*

BatMan: *goes Ka-bloomie!*

Robin: Eww, that's gonna leave a mark.

SuperMan: Stand back! I shall defeat him with my LASER VISION... or was it ICE VISION? Oh, wait, it was X-RAY VISION!

Roshan: Screw this! C'mon, Roy! *flys on Roy up to the Jet* Take.. this! *stabs the Pilot with BALLPOINT PEN OF YOU IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢*

Jet Pilot: ...

Roshan: Curses! It isn't working! *stabs the Jet Pilot with the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢*

Jet Pilot: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

Roshan: You can die now.

Jet Pilot: Okay. *drops dead*

Mario: That was weird.

CW: Somebody call?

Mario: No, I just said that was weird.

CW: But was it Chupperson Weird?

Mario: I don't think so.

Luigi: I get five lines this episode! Whoo!

Nintendo Official: Oops, sorry, that was a mistake. You get five letters, not lines.

Luigi: What? B-

Nintendo: Oops! You already used them all up! Gotta wait 'till next game!

THE END!

You still there? Oh, alright... To be continued!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 7/13/2003 9:11:31 PM

The Big Boo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2003, 12:03:08 PM »

Meanwhile, back at the hospital...

Rob: I gotta use your bathroom!
Dr. Wario: Who are you?
Rob: Um, I'm The Big Boo.
Woody Allen: No, I am!
Rob: Wha?
Toad: Hurry! We have to get out of the hospital! It's going to explode!
Terminator: I am going to explode the hospital.

TO BE CONTUNUED!!!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2003, 01:32:20 PM »

Dr. Wario: You have-a such-a bad grammar.
Dr. Igbanugo: Hey how did I get into this hospital.
Dr. Mario: How should I know?
Dr. Pepper: Hey wait! I can't talk! I'm a can of soda!
Dr. Mario: Thanks! I was getting thirsty. *drinks Dr. Pepper*
Ted: Wow! Look at all of those doctors!
Jim: Why are we even here?
Ted: Dr. Supermen sent us.
Jim: Ohh I thought it was spelt Dr. Soup or man.
Ted: You're an idiot!
Dr. Mario: Hey we can see you!
Dr. Igbanugo: I still can't figure out why I'm here.
Dr. Wario: Then leave!
Terminater: That's it I'm leaving! YOu people are too wierd!
Luigi: Wow th
Waluigi: Weh Heh heh heh! Nintendo sent me to make sure you only use 5 letters!

Dairy King · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2003, 08:23:29 PM »

Toad: Wasn't this hospital about to explode?
Dr. Mario: Probably.
Terminator: Zat is vhy ve must vamoose!
Reg. Mario: Oooooo! Will we get to stay and see the show!?
Terminator: Very vell. Vait! Is everybody out?
Dr. Wario: Well, everybody who's anybody.
Terminator: OK, here goes!
Hospital: *runs*
Terminator: Vell, zat vas unekspektid. Oh no! My voice chip! It is goink batty! Everybody! Get avay from my neck!
Everybody: *steps back*
Terminator: Vha ha ha! Got you! So.. I'll be back. *walks away*
Dr. Mario: Well, this is just great. Anyone want to go to the circus?

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #24 on:** July 15, 2003, 12:46:40 AM »

Jet Pilot: GWA HAHAHAHA
Roshan: I thought you were DEAD!
Black Yoshi: *in heaven* GWA HAHAHAHA I have put the Curse of the Black Yoshi on the Jet Pilot!
Terminator: I'm back. *blasts the crud outta the Jet Pilot*
The crud outta the Jet Pilot: *runs*
Terminator: Vat ees goink on heer -?
Dr. Mario: GOO!
Dr. Wario: What?
Dr. Luigi: Where d
Dr. Mario & Dr. Wario: Where did YOU come from?
Dr. Luigi: Yeah... a talking cat who's a doctor... pretty strange...

A giant flea appears outta NO WHERE! Or is it NO HAIR? NOW HERE? WHATY!?! GORJ FO NOOBLE GANG LAUG!
Giant Flea: Nobody wants to pet me.
Dr. Luigi: Wha?
Hospital: *pets giant flea*
Kolorado: The 12th wonder of the world, old bean!
Everyone else: AAAAHHHH

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #25 on:** July 15, 2003, 09:10:53 AM »

Old Bean: Help us Soup or Man!
Soup or Man: Hi, anyone need help
Dr. Mario: Yes. I need a lawyer, because I'm sueing Dr. Wario for ripping off my game!
Dr. Wario: So what, your nuts! Your cat is a doctor.
Dr. Luigi: I'm not a medical doctor.
Dr. Wario: Then what are you?
Dr. Luigi: A psychiatrist. Oh by the way Dr. Wario I reschedueled your appointment to 2:35 tomarrow.
Dr. Waluigi: Hahahahahaha! I'd didn't know that you were squirrel bait.

The moral of the story: Any idiot can become a doctor.

The Big Boo · « **Reply #26 on:** July 15, 2003, 09:51:21 AM »

Back at the Steve Urkel Ranch . . .

Woody Allen: I'm in the mood for a funnel cake.
Toad the Second: Who is this guy?
Luigi: Who are you?
Nintendo Executive: Two more words left this week, Luigi.
Luigi: Aw, #*&$
Nintendo Exec: Sorry, Luigi. You're outta words.
Underpants Gnomes: UNDERPANTS!!!

Stay tuned, Boys and Girls, for the shocking Finale! (of Act one, chapter one)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #27 on:** July 15, 2003, 11:20:01 AM »

Mario: I'm Bored!!!
Dr. Mario: Hey I know! let's start a topic on a Mario-based website!
Mario: That's stupid
Dr. Mario: Yeah your right.
Wario: Hey let's make this post a cliff-hanger.
Mario: OK *pushes Wario off cliff*

Will Wario survive? Will Mario + Dr. Mario find something to do? Will Luigi's mouth get washed out with soap? Find out next post!

Dairy King · « **Reply #28 on:** July 15, 2003, 07:16:17 PM »

Dr. Mario: So.. Does one of us have to help Wario?
Dr. Wario: Nahh.. I don't think so.
Mario: I don't either.
Dr. Luigi: Well, I'm not a medical doctor. So, I can't help.
Luigi: Well, s
Mario: Clam up, little brother!
Luigi: .....ARRRGH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! I'M MOVING AWAY FROM THIS PLACE! I never thought I'd have to do this, but... I'm leaving Nintendo... and joining... MICROSOFT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!
Mario: Dude, Luigi.. As a brother, I must say that's pretty geeky.
Luigi:... How about Sony?
Mario: Better.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** July 15, 2003, 08:22:57 PM »

Nurse Peach: Dr. Mario, we have a problem. One of those experiments is going crazy!
Dr. Mario: Yay! You know what that means.
Mario: That we're all doomed?
Dr. Mario: No. it means that I get another video game!
Dr. Waluigi: Hey, maybe I'll be in this new video game.
Dr. Mario: No, you won't
Dr. Waluigi: Why not!
Dr. Mario: You don't exsist!
Dr. Waluigi: Good Point.