The circle

[WarpRattler]

I'll have some of those Chicken Nugget Feet.

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....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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[Forest Guy]

I could tell you the secret spices, but in that case, I would have to kill you.

Sorry, we don't serve chicken "nuggets" here because they are an abomination to foodkind. Shame on McDonalds for desicrating the good name of chicken. Processed chicken is so wrong...

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[WarpRattler]

You don't understand...these are simply pieces of chicken with the skin in pieces that look like feet. They have gold nuggets in the center of the bone.

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[Jman]

Are you joking Meowrik?  Chiken Nuggets are fantastic.  And I just spelled chicken wrong.  I'm really tired.  I'm going to bed.  Night everybody.

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

[Forest Guy]

No, Chicken Nuggest are the grossest food ever. I'd rather consume escargo than chicken nuggets. When I was little, I was eating one, and some black sludge started oozing outta it after taking a bite... it was in my mouth and tasted awful. I was scarred for life and vowed to never eat processed chicken ever again.

Do you cretins even know what processed chicken is?

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[WarpRattler]

Chicken run through a food processor?

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....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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[Jman]

Who you calling a cretin?  (Just kidding.)

Oh, so you have had a bad experience with them.  We all have our own opinions.  I personally think they are great.  But I understand your story.  Similar thing happened between me and tuna salad.  I rushed to the bathroom and puked it out after dinner.  Haven't eaten it since.  Of course, this was about 8 or 9 years ago, and I was sick with the flu at the time.

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

[Jman]

By the way, I just wrote a new song.  It's a parody of the Eagles' song "Victim of Love"  I call it "Victim of Microsoft."  It mostly circles around Microsoft computers.

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

[WarpRattler]

I want to hear it! And I want a black cherry soda, please.

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[Jman]

I'll post it in here sometime.

[Jman]

Here it is.  I do like Microsoft Windows, but this song is wriiten for the Microsoft hater.  It's called "Victim of Microsoft."

What brand computer have you got?  It should be working but it's not.  A Windows program, acted like spam, and wrecked your computer a lot.

       I heard about you and that man.  There's just one thing I don't understand.  You say he's a rube, his programs broke your CPU, Now I think you'd better go kick his can.

     Victim of Microsoft, I see your broken heart.  You want Bill Gates to burn in heck.  Victim of Microsoft Best Buy sells computers for 1/2 off, what you really need is a Dell.

      Microsoft Xbox is no good.  I think you know what I mean, you should.  A brand new Dell would work really well, if only Microsoft Xbox could.

      Xbox is worthless, I'll tell you why.  They have only one good frachise.  No Mario, No Link, none of those guys.  I just can't figure out how they survive.

      Victim of Microsoft, I see you bought an Xbox.  And you're so mad 'cause their games are dumb.  Victim of Microsoft, that big Xbox, you couldn't lift it if it was a crumb.  Oh, Victim of Microsoft, oh those terrible products, Xbox sucks Windows is all right.  Victim of Microsoft, you agree Xbox sucks, I'll buy you a new Gamecube tonight.

   (Repeat "I'll buy you a new Gamecube tonight
          5x)

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

Edited by - Jman on 4/12/2004 7:31:29 PM

[GiftedGirl]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn..... Good song. I'm just sleepy. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.....

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 4/10/2004 11:59:23 AM

[nintendofreak]

Microsoft Windows is awesome, Jman. It's just the X-box that sucks.

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[Jman]

I know that!  I myself am a big fan of Windows, I just wrote the song as it would be from a Microsoft hater's POV.

Only when I''m tired do I come up with random rambling signatures like this one. "Are you a Mario fan?  What?  You don''t like Mario? Die!"

[Jman]

Hmm.  Spring break is over tonight at midnight.  How about a last night of spring break Parrrrrrrrrrrtaaaaaaaay!  Okay, that was rather dramatic.  I'll just turn the circle over to Meowrik, or whoever else is one of my workers.  Don't destroy this place.  Good night.

Jman''s various quote of the week #1: If you say that again, I''ll beat six different kinds of animal snot out of you!