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Alucard

« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2003, 08:07:52 PM »
Hey, I'm not saying only kids like Mario (hey, I'm about 500 years in human years. Of coarse, thats only 24 in vampiric). I'm saying, it would be stupid if he went "Conker" bad. I'm not saying I hated Conker's Bad Fur Day (I actually loved it), I'm just saying, after 20-22 years, would you really want Mario to become a bad boy? That chew a HUGE hole out of his popularity. And you have to remember: Mario is more popular and known in the U.S.A. than Mickey Mouse. 'Tiss a fact, yes!

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Alucard

« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2003, 08:16:16 PM »
Never mind about the Conker thing, Supershine. I was not reading correctlly. Still, Mario SHOULD and SHOULD ALWAYS stay kiddy.

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Dr. Mario

« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2003, 01:41:36 PM »
I think Nintendo should make a game like SM64, only with Luigi as player two.

nintendofreak

« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2003, 02:11:31 PM »
Nintendo needs to get rid of the "time restraints" that made Luigi unavailable in SM64.

X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Deezer was here.

Markio

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« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2003, 05:16:23 PM »
Eight words: Cel-shading.  That gives Nintendo the "kiddie" look.

If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

jon

« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2003, 09:31:35 PM »
That was 9 words.

To boost Mario's popularity, we must make Mario a gangsta! No, seriously, we should. This generation is all about da gangstas, so lets make Mario Gangsta! I already have a theme song for it:

Yo man, wuzzup foo
Gonna kick some badguy Boo.
Graffiti ova here, graffiti ova there,
King Boo gotz no underwear.

Yo dawg, we kookin this vacumm,
Get the joe on rollin

Yada yada yada...........

Um. I mean. Not a gangsta. Lets make Mario a FLUFFY WUFFY WUZZY BUNNY.


Hello kids, welcome to the FLUFFY WUFFY WUZZY BUNNY MARIO show, where the FLUFFY WUFFY WUZZY BUNNIES come out and do their FLUFFY WUFFY WUZZY BUNNY dance.

Ok, kids, let's sing to the FLUFFY WUZZY WUFFY BUNNY MARIO song! A one-two-three

"Oh fluffy bunny!
You make us happy!
Your red
And blue
and all the others in between......

We love you Mario!
We play Mario type games!
Do your Mario like homework!
Do your Mario related chores!
Do all other Mario crap like basjing your heads.......on the blocks.

We stomp on our enemies....
like FLUFFY WUZZY WUFFY BUNNY MARIOs do!
We eat lots of TOFU!
Cuz it is so healthy!

Um. Ok, maybe not that.

How bout.......MARIO ACTION!


Mario: Luigi. We must run. Ninja Bowser attack.

Luigi: But my chest hair is too sexy.

Mario: We're ALL sexy. Just look at Lizard Dude playin his Pi-A-No!

Lizard Dude: Oh ya! Bada boom Mario, baby!

Mario: Right back at ya!



Errr........naaaaa.

Maybe we should give Mario a more mature look.

Mario: Yo **********************************************************************8

Luigi: Ya you *****************************************************************8


Or, eh......


Mario: Yo mama so fat.........


Or we should try..........


Mario: Your Bowser so fat, he............


Um.


Mario: Yo Peach so fat, she...... I mean......


Ya.



But my point is, Mario is kool no matter what. All us geeks adore him. He's our hero. He looks up to us. We worship him. We have his merchandise. We talk like him, WALK like him. Dont worry about what others think. Cuz they suck man. Ya guys all know Mario's all kool. Yo eatin spagetti 'n stuff. Ya. That's the life.

So screw those Xbox people. They like war games. Heh. Ya.


Anyways.........

I hope this pc of mine doesnt delete all of this. It took me half an hour to write. Um.

Ya.

Im a skater, pronounced sk8r. Yo man, Id be falling off my board n stuff.



Mario: You dont have a skateboard, stupid retard.

Jon: WHAT? Ok, I have a bike.

Mario: AN OLD GRANDMAS BIKE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jon: WHAT?

Mario: With the pink frame. Check out that basket. WHat cha doin putting your yarn in in?

Jon: That's my PE CLOTHES.

Mario: So, that's what stinks like crap.

Jon: Yay.

Mario: Man! Stop with that stupid YAY. It's killing everyone!

Jon: Yay.

Mario: STOP

Jon: Yay.

Mario: STOP IT RETARD.

Jon: Ok.

Mario: ........

Jon: Ends this post.

Mario: Yay

Jon: Cant stop.

Mario: Why?

Jon: I dunno. I wanna type right now.

Mario: STOP YOU MORON.

Jon: Ok.

Jon: Yay.

Luigi: Im so sexy!

Lizard Dude: Me too!

TheEggMan(otherwise known as Dr. Robotnik): You got that right brother!

Jon: Yay.


This whole post is something. Yay. Yay. Yay. Uh.................... OMG, JON STOP TYPING YOU STUPID RETARD MORON! There.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Lizard Dude

« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2003, 09:58:27 PM »
Whoa, I made two (count 'em two) appearances in that!

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2003, 11:08:27 PM »
That was jon's best post ever.
...Hey! I wasn't in it!
... ... Ah well.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2003, 12:50:47 PM »
Lady Bow can join Peach and Daisy for DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball for now. Not even Ribbon but she's too young for this ya know.

Shawne Vinson

Edited by - Shawne20 on 10/3/2003 11:51:23 AM

Markio

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« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2003, 02:29:02 PM »
Shawne20, are you a girl or a boy?

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.

Edited by - Markio on 10/3/2003 1:29:56 PM
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

jon

« Reply #40 on: October 03, 2003, 04:17:22 PM »
I thought just plain "Yay!" was my best post ever........

Ill put you in my next post, CW.

"CW AND THE MONKEYS!" yay.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Jake

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« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2003, 05:10:38 PM »
I think a new Mario anime would be a grand idea (despite nintendofreaks whineing, only because he hates anime). I think Mario deserves one. Pokemon (which is still cool, despite all of you guys hating), Kirby (which fully captures "Kirbiness") and Sonic (finally, a Sonic cartoon that doesn't suck, despite the fact of Urkal still playing the voice of Sonic) all have there own anime. Why doesn't Mario? And hopefully, if they do make one, it will be a real anime, not a stupid anime wannabe, like Teen Titans or Totally Spies.

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Markio

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« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2003, 05:13:14 PM »
Or video game-based catoon... like TMNT, which is having a game for GBA and GC.  I really need to stop talking about them.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

nintendofreak

« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2003, 05:42:32 PM »
If they do make a Mario anime, it cannot go down the same path as Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh!. This is why I reject the idea of a Mario anime. They need a different stragety to make it full of action and they need to make it available in the afternoon, not just on weekends, and on a well-known cartoon channel that everyone watches.

X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".

Edited by - nintendofreak on 10/3/2003 5:03:33 PM
Deezer was here.

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« Reply #44 on: October 03, 2003, 06:05:26 PM »
I'm a boy, a real man. And I'm a african-american.

Shawne Vinson
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