Author Topic: Arby's Oven Mitt must die! (Read 12630 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2003, 06:59:28 PM »

1. He looks like a ripoff of Grimace
2. They made the cowboy hat into the oven mitt

So yeah, I generally agree with this topic.

...Can you hear me now?

Nothing says lovinâ€™ like Chupperson from the oven.

Jake · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2003, 06:09:17 AM »

Yes, kill that oven mitt. Chop it into pieces. It doesn't matter. It's an oven mitt. No blood.

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Jman · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2003, 08:12:20 AM »

That's what I love about killing Oven Mitt. He doesn't have any life blood cause he's a stupid glove. The national chilren censor can't chastize me for being bloody and gory, because gloves don't have blood! HA!

Proud to be an American!

Jman · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2003, 04:20:45 PM »

I still haven't made that movie yet.

Proud to be an American!

nintendofreak · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2003, 12:41:35 AM »

Well, the Arby employees already high-fived him silly in the first ad, so he's defenseless now.

A guy one time sent a letter to an author saying "Do you think I should put more fire into my stories?" The author responded with this letter: "No. Vice-versa"

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2003, 01:46:41 AM »

Arby's is too good of a restaurant for me to consider hurting its mascot. Sorry.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Jman · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2003, 07:25:09 PM »

That's all right, LD. I just enjoy making fun of stupid mascots of companies.

Proud to be an American!

GameCast · « **Reply #22 on:** November 21, 2003, 11:49:40 PM »

I like food, espically when theres a mascot who tells me to eat.

It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

Jake · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2003, 10:05:16 AM »

I agree with you, Jman. Carrot Top must die!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Jman · « **Reply #24 on:** November 24, 2003, 06:18:33 PM »

If I were in charge of their corporation, Oven Mitt wouldn't live to see Christmas.

Proud to be an American!

Jake · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2003, 04:04:14 PM »

I'm not letting this thread die. Anyhoo, did you see that new Arby's commecial? It was funny. I was laughing out loud when that stupid oven mitt got blown off that guys hand. I hope a dog picked him up, and chewed him like a bone. Fwa ha ha!

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Luigi hated it when he craped his pants. Boo!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 12/6/2003 2:06:04 PM

nintendofreak · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2003, 06:11:22 PM »

Even the wind hates the Oven Mitt.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Jman · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2003, 08:42:54 AM »

And I revive this topic again!
Tales of the Oven Mitt presents:
Oven Mitt returns from the dead part 2!

Last time, Ted and the rest of the crew were in the process of having a year long celebration of Oven Mitt's death. Down at the river where his death occurred exactly a year ago that day, Oven Mitt's pieces were recovered by that loser Mandark from Dexter's Lab. Mandark brought Oven Mitt back to life, but then tossed him out the door after being called an idiot. Oven Mitt showed up crashing the celebration of his own death, and coldly stared down Ted. And that's where we continue our story.

"Ted, you no good idiot! You threw a party when I died?" Oven Mitt asked his least favorite member of the Arby's crew.

"Yeah," Ted said coldly. "Now leave, so we can get back to mocking you!"

Oven Mitt could hardly believe it. Ted had outsmarted him. The fact was, Ted was smarter than Oven Mitt. Oven Mitt had been embarrassed by Ted and Dave on the commercial, and then killed afterward. Well, Oven Mitt couldn't stand it any longer!

"You just wait and see! I will be back! And then, you'll all bow down to me! Mua hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!" Oven Mitt said, laughing maniacally at the end.

So, Oven mitt turned to leave, but then he was stepped on by Ted. Ted picked him up.

"You're not going anywhere!" He said. Oven Mitt had been outfoxed by the Arbys crew. Now, don't think I'm calling the Arbys people idiots, I'm just saying they found a way to break the evil spell Oven Mitt cast on them.

For some reason, the spell wore off on Ted and Dave. Maybe because they realized, "Hey, this is just some stupid brain fart plan that will kill the Arbys business if we don't stop it!"

The torture for Oven Mitt had begun. First, the Arbys employee stomp. Everyone had to stomp on Oven Mitt until he was a pancake!

We will be back with torture methods 2, 3 and 4 when "Oven Mitt's return" continues with part 3!

And now you know, the rest of the story.

TEM · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2003, 11:17:58 AM »

I love Arby's, I'd eat a Big Montana w/cheddar and lot's-o-Arby's Sauce for every meal, but I'd die at 38 from a heart attack in the process.
The question is...Is it worth it?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Jman · « **Reply #29 on:** January 01, 2004, 01:51:37 PM »

I love Arbys, but I hate Oven Mitt! Gosh, a talking sandwich would be better!

And now you know, the rest of the story.