Author Topic: The ADVANCED Poster Awards 2.0! (Read 33264 times)

jon · « **Reply #75 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:08:51 PM »

If you REALLY want to be a jerk, then you have to give me 100 dollars. Then you'll be Squirt-Jerk. To be a Macho-Jerk, pay me 500 dollars.

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Markio · « **Reply #76 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:09:54 PM »

You guys are so stupid for not voting me as a jerk. You make crayons look smart.

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?

Markio · « **Reply #77 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:12:37 PM »

Jon, you're just mad because you're too orange! Did you catch permanent Carrotalimia when you were a kid or something?

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jon · « **Reply #78 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:13:49 PM »

I caught the Markio.

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Markio · « **Reply #79 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:16:39 PM »

That's because jerks are contagious. And I'm a big jerk. Here's my imitation of some person. Oh, Look at me! I c'annt sPll wrds thate good. Im and ideot!

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #80 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:20:20 PM »

Wait, I have TWO votes for each category!

Insane Steve's secondary votes:

Nicest Poster -- C.W.
Biggest Jerk Award -- Markio (You asked for it! Quite literally.)
Smartest Poster -- Fifth! You all forget easily.
Best Signature -- KinopioToad's "I hate you." signature
Worst Signature -- N/A
Funniest Poster -- N/A
Best Veteran -- N/A
Best Newbie -- ? (Not sure what defines a newbie here anymore)
Leave us Alone Award (Worst Newbie) -- silverbullet
Best Regular -- No comment. Impossible to pick only one.
Worst Grammar/Spelling -- N/A
Most Annoying Poster -- N/A
Weirdest Poster -- N/A (Yes, people don't appreciate my weirdness as much as they should. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Most Helpful Poster -- N/A
Trivia Specialist Award -- N/A
Too Many Threads Award -- MoonEye821
Best Spelling/Grammar -- N/A
Most Amiable Poster -- N/A
Deezer Award -- N/A
Most Qualified to become Mod/Op -- Meowrik
Most Missed -- Dr. Mario (Where is he? I don't see him post anymore)
Good Riddance -- N/A
Worst Enemies -- N/A
Most Improved -- jon (gone a LONG way from the Yay! threads)

Lots of N/A votes. That is "Not applicable", not the actual member "n/a" (Yes there was [and sporatically still is] a member named "n/a").

Stupid Quotes: (9th edition)
AP U.S. History teacher: "Your groups may have no more than 3 people in them."
*About one second later*
Tom G. (Student in this class): "Can we have 4 people in a group?"

jon · « **Reply #81 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:34:37 PM »

Awww, and I was going to say "Wow, Mr. N/A sure is getting a lot of votes!" as I would usually say, as a joke.

nda eye cann spall werds rong 2, Makio.

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Markio · « **Reply #82 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:45:37 PM »

Good Riddance-MoonEye821 (I don't know anybody who better than him at riddancing!)

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Markio · « **Reply #83 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:52:27 PM »

Worst Enemies- Jon & Sapphira

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jon · « **Reply #84 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:54:36 PM »

Did you know, that when I first came to this forum, I was totally nice to her. Now I forget what happened to start us up in 6 months...

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Markio · « **Reply #85 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:56:14 PM »

Yeah you were like best friends. It went from crush to crushed.

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Markio · « **Reply #86 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:56:54 PM »

Or maybe having a crush to wanting to crush each other.

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Edited by - Markio on 11/29/2003 5:57:25 PM

jon · « **Reply #87 on:** November 29, 2003, 07:58:35 PM »

Crush it was not. Why I ought to crush you!

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Markio · « **Reply #88 on:** November 29, 2003, 08:01:39 PM »

Hey, JON rhymes with MORON! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

(BTW this is all to help me with my chances as biggest jerk.)

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jon · « **Reply #89 on:** November 29, 2003, 08:06:41 PM »

Yes, and did you hear that the Biggest Jerk and Most Annoying Posters get banned?

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