chapter 7:Dispair on Christmas? Say it ain't so!/The duel.
Here we go! The final installment of the Nintendo Christmas story! Without further ado... Let the battle commence!
"Kirby! You're back!"
"What about Tiff and Tuff?"
A lot of secondary Nintendo characters were asking these questions to Kirby. And Kirby simply answered them with this:
"Tiff and Tuff were burned at the stake, Dedede and Escargoon were slaughered, and I'm back. What did I miss?"
"So you don't even care about Tiff and Tuff?" another character asked. "Tell me, what'd I miss?" Kirby asked again. "Well, Mario is about to duel Bowser for everyone's fate, except the unknown characters that he executed for his own sick pleasure. I think they were those characters fom the idiotic game 'Zombies ate my neighbors.'" Someone answered.
"Well then, good riddance to stupid characters from a really sad sack of sulfur game." Kirby said. The bell then sounded. It was time for the next execution to occur.
"Boo." A weak voice said. A badly beaten Cranky Kong appeared. "In my day, we executed people for comitting crimes! Not because they are innocent! Sigh, such a bloodthirsty young generation!" Cranky turned to walk away, but Bowser clubbed him in the head, and Cranky fell over.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So the old guy thought he knew more than me! Well, I say he didn't know how to block that move!"
"Indeed he didn't!" Dk said. "So I'm gonna show ya how! First, when he strikes, duck down. If you're a small dude, he'll miss you. If you're a big dude, you'll hardly even feel it.
"Second, come face to face with the selected villain, and then kick him where the sun don't shine, and run like heck!"
Dk did the whole procedure as he talked. It was pretty darn funny to see Bowser rolling on the ground, clutching his groin. But now, the fact ws that Bowser was 10 times angrier than he was before. And boy, was he angry before.
"Let the duel commence!" Bowser yelled.
They were on, for the fate of everyone. Mario had to win, and the fact that he was badly beaten just a few hours prior to this duel, wasn't going to stop him from giving his best effort. They circled for about 3 minutes before the action started. Mario wielded his sword with expertise. Even Meta knight would be jealous.
"Prepare to die Mario!" Bowser said. Bowser's strategy was to weaken Mario mentally, as well as physically.
"You don't stand a chance!" Bowser said. He noticed Mario starting to sweat already.
"I will-a defeat you, Bowser!" Mario said. But you could see it in his eyes, and in the way he was moving. Mario didn't have the strength to keep up with Bowser. Then, the panting started. Mario took a swing at Bowser and missed completely. Bowser took Mario in one arm, and prepared to slice and dice him with his claws. It looked like the end for our heroes. Bowser had cheated by having Mario beat down, New York style, before the duel, and the "Dirtiest player in the game" was certainly living up to that name.
Oh, how tragic life would be without Mario. But wait! Just then, A familiar pink blob appeared. It was Kirby! Kirby sucked up Mario's sword without being told to. He transformed into sword Kirby. Bowser, distracted by this, dropped Mario. Several characters rushed to his aid.
Kirby was livid. "Bowser! You fat slob!" He yelled with rage in his voice.
"Is that the best you could come up with?" Bowser said mockingly. "I would call you much worse, but then the guy writing this story would get banned from this forum for breaking the no swearing rule."
"Besides, we all know you're a stupid (censored) (censored) (censored) and a hag."
Kirby had gone over the edge. Calling Bowser names like that was a surefire way to get yourself killed.
"Why you no good little marshmellow!" Bowser said.
"What did you call me?" Kirby said. "WHAT did you call me?" He repeated with a slightly angrier tone.
"Shut up, marshmellow!" Bowser kept mocking Kirby. "NOBODY CALLS ME A MARSHMELLOW AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!! NOW I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR RUINING MY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
But there was a door he was running toward. Bowser sidestepped him, and he went flying out the door, into the snow. Yes, it was indeed Christmas day, and it was snowing.
Bowser found his way out the door. As did everyone else. "Why, it's snowing. It's Christmas day." Bowser said with a meek tone rather unusual for a guy like him. "Much as I want to kill that puffball and Mario, I don't feel like it today. maybe there is something to this 'Christmas Spirit.'"
"I've decided to let everyone go for the day!" Bowser said with a happy tone to his voice. "But you better watch out, because I will be back, and I will be back with a vengeance! Now get out of here and go home!"
Everyone went back to Peach's castle. The castle was like they had left it, the lights were still on the tree. Mario was laying down on the couch, recovering from his wounds. Peach came over to check on him. "Are you okay, Mario?" She asked.
"Yes, except for my injuries." He said.
Then Peach gave him a kiss, not a huge kiss, just a passionate little kiss. Mario suddenly hopped up. "Well, now I've got the strength to do anything!" He said.
The party was over in a matter of hours, everyone went back to their homes, and Mario and Luigi went back to their home. It had been a long day for Peach, and she fell asleep right away.
The end. And a Merry Christmas to all.
Proud to be an American!