Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1825975 times)

TEM · « **Reply #120 on:** March 04, 2004, 03:32:54 PM »

Because they are fools and they love each other.
What's the base word for nasty?

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #121 on:** March 04, 2004, 05:15:50 PM »

Sadib is the root of it.

Why does perfume smell so bad?

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n/a · « **Reply #122 on:** March 04, 2004, 07:06:02 PM »

Because it's made of camel snot.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #123 on:** March 04, 2004, 08:23:24 PM »

Depends if the other personalities are willing to do it.

Are 99% kids allowed to drink Juicy Juice?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes

n/a · « **Reply #124 on:** March 05, 2004, 09:02:02 PM »

Of course not.

If you can regurgitate something, wouldn't you have to have gurgitated it once already?

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #125 on:** March 05, 2004, 09:13:35 PM »

Yes.

Why are slime molds not popular pets?

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Popple · « **Reply #126 on:** March 05, 2004, 09:23:00 PM »

They would be, but dealers try to pass off mutts as pure breeds, and science cannot yet tell the difference.

Where my hat is at?

n/a · « **Reply #127 on:** March 05, 2004, 09:51:00 PM »

Double post...

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n/a · « **Reply #128 on:** March 05, 2004, 09:51:15 PM »

Your hat is at Fat Pat's.

What is the speed of dark?

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TEM · « **Reply #129 on:** March 06, 2004, 07:04:41 PM »

Dark has no speed it is the absence of light, like cold is the absence of heat.

What did the priest say to the rabbi?

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Forest Guy · « **Reply #130 on:** March 06, 2004, 07:13:47 PM »

He said "Hello."

What's black and white and red all over?

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #131 on:** March 06, 2004, 07:36:47 PM »

A zebra with red polka-dots.

Why is plastic explosives?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

n/a · « **Reply #132 on:** March 06, 2004, 08:24:35 PM »

Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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n/a · « **Reply #133 on:** March 06, 2004, 08:24:47 PM »

Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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Peach and Daisy · « **Reply #134 on:** March 06, 2004, 09:16:15 PM »

9.

What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.