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« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2004, 11:41:08 AM »
Hiding in your basement.

Why are cakes made out of rocks?

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« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2004, 11:51:42 AM »
Because it makes the cake crunchy.

Where is China?

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« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2004, 01:53:26 PM »
In the China cabinet, of course.

How was Luigi able to find Mario's hat in the mansion when Mario was wearing it in the painting?

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« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2004, 02:06:00 PM »
The hat and all of Mario's other items were illusions made by the Boos to make Luigi waste time looking for items instead of looking for Mario.

Does Mario really get bigger after eating a mushroom or does he only think he's bigger?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2004, 02:40:34 PM »
Yes, yes he does. I mean, when you get bigger, don't you think you're getting bigger?

Does that answer count as my next question?


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« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2004, 03:29:06 PM »
Yes and Yes

What's the sum of the squares of a piece of pie?

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« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2004, 05:33:37 PM »
a nickle!

Why is Luigi taller than Mario?

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« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2004, 05:35:28 PM »
They're not identical twins.

Why is up, up and why is down, down?

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« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2004, 05:37:56 PM »
Because I said so.

who wears short shorts?

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« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2004, 05:45:56 PM »
I wear short shorts.

Do you believe in life after love?

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« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2004, 05:55:20 PM »
Divorce is like death.

Doesn't Bowser ever notice he never wears pants?

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My identity will not be spoken.

« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2004, 06:37:48 PM »
Unfortunately, yes...


How can Mario hit blocks and not get a concusion?

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« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2004, 07:40:19 PM »
It's hard to get a concussion when you break blocks with your fist.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2004, 07:44:09 PM »
*whoosh*

Which came first, the yoshi or the egg?

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« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2004, 08:13:26 PM »
I'd have to go with the Yoshi egg.

Why is the Mushroom Kingdom economy in such bad shape?

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