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Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer  (Read 1878652 times)

« Reply #630 on: November 04, 2004, 02:55:14 AM »
Because RareWare are stupid...

Why did Mario and Luigi wanted to go to a chinese restaurant?

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I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

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« Reply #631 on: November 04, 2004, 07:08:32 AM »
I don't know, "wanting" to do something in the present tense seems odd to me.

Why does Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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« Reply #632 on: November 05, 2004, 08:24:34 PM »
Because it doesn't.

What's this in my ceramics?

The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
That was a joke.

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« Reply #633 on: November 06, 2004, 04:27:46 PM »
A Grecian Urn.

Do fish ever get thirsty?

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« Reply #634 on: November 08, 2004, 03:28:16 AM »
Impossible! Especially when they eat their food, and it is always soaked!

What would happen if Mario jumped into a moat full of crazed, blood-thirsty Cheep Cheep?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

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« Reply #635 on: November 08, 2004, 07:20:42 AM »
Lunch Time!

How do they make non-stick coatings stick to pans?

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« Reply #636 on: November 08, 2004, 05:50:37 PM »
 Only when the coating drys from application does it become "non-stick."

    Why do some superheroes wear capes?

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« Reply #637 on: November 08, 2004, 09:26:27 PM »
Ooh!  I know this one!
It's 'cause comic book artists don't know how to draw backs.

In genereal, do you respond to this thread
A. because you have a witty answer,
B. because you have an amusing question, or
C. because you've nothing better to do?

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« Reply #638 on: November 09, 2004, 07:02:10 AM »
D. All of the above.

What do you say if Peach were to jump into the moat and then she comes out because she wanted to bake a cake?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

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« Reply #639 on: November 10, 2004, 02:31:40 AM »
Nothing, as I'd probably be speechless

Trick or Treat?

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« Reply #640 on: November 10, 2004, 05:32:39 AM »
It's a bit too late for either...

Why would you do if Toad dares you to jump into the dirty moat - filled with brown slime, rubbish, Fishbone, and dry leaves?


I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

« Reply #641 on: November 10, 2004, 07:55:00 AM »
I would just laugh at him and throw him in.  Look my first post here!

What if Bowser threatened to kill you if you didn't jump in the moat?

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« Reply #642 on: November 10, 2004, 11:17:44 AM »
 Why can't Yoshi be a winged cyclops?

When Luigi came over cheep cheeps were getting fried, as Mario fell off a cliff and then Yoshi died.
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« Reply #643 on: November 10, 2004, 03:39:26 PM »
Because that would make him look more funny than cute.  I mean think about it... a dinosaur with a big mouth, a big nose, and one big eyeball?  While I personally would laugh until tears came out I'm sure it would scare a lot of children. (bwahahaha!)

Oh, hi Luigi #1.  Now I see why you sent me that email. :)

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Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:39:18 PM
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The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

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« Reply #644 on: November 11, 2004, 07:30:30 AM »
In answer to last but one question: Run away

If holes are empty spaces, how do you fill someone full of holes?

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Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/11/2004 5:32:52 AM
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