Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1823190 times)

Watoad · « **Reply #855 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:44:40 AM »

The size of a peach. (You know, from James and the Giant Peach.)

When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #856 on:** February 15, 2005, 10:24:12 AM »

Nobody knows,particle man...

Is Lizard Dude really the God®?

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Watoad · « **Reply #857 on:** February 15, 2005, 12:09:31 PM »

Where you dare not go
send the Lizard pronto.â„¢

"particle man"?

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Nameneko · « **Reply #858 on:** February 16, 2005, 05:10:09 PM »

*Breaks out in song*

Particle Man, Particle Man,
Doing the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle Man.

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man.

*Is sacked*

What would happen if Mario just decided not to save the princess?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #859 on:** February 17, 2005, 02:58:27 AM »

Luigi rescues peach and they fall in love with one another.

Is it easy to wind up Mini-Mario's?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

Tingrio · « **Reply #860 on:** February 17, 2005, 05:18:13 PM »

Yes it is and all you have to do is wind them up and watch them go.

Where is Wario-Man when you don't need him?

Suffix · « **Reply #861 on:** February 17, 2005, 05:56:54 PM »

Tottering about in circles, somewhere off the coast of Spain.

How am I speaking when I'm somewhere distant?

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #862 on:** February 17, 2005, 11:27:23 PM »

Because i have 21 Items in my Dock.

Why is "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's double troube" So hated?

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Sqrt2 · « **Reply #863 on:** February 18, 2005, 03:08:55 AM »

Because it features kiddy kong who is absolutely usless.

What is princess what's-her-name's real name?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #864 on:** February 18, 2005, 01:48:42 PM »

wapugi

Do I have toe jam in my mouth?

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Watoad · « **Reply #865 on:** February 18, 2005, 03:25:12 PM »

Yeah, and that's not very . . . un-gross.

Gross.

What does the following sentence mean?

As the big-headed monkey drove his head with all his might into the ancient sycamore tree, bringing to bear upon it a strain great enough to create a rift through the earth stretching from Ipswitch to Shanghai, he painfully remembered that the deadly, bomb-dropping owl actually lived in a tree just a few feet to the south.

Why "e3"??

Edited by - WatOAD on 2/18/2005 1:26:40 PM

Suffix · « **Reply #866 on:** February 20, 2005, 05:44:21 PM »

There are many explanations and interpretations for this sentence.

#1: The poor monkey hit the wrong tree, so his effort was wasted: no bomb would drop, providing a crack in the earth leading to distant lands.
#2: "This is one CRAZY toaster!"
#3: That freeloading cat still hasn't left.
#4: Stale cereal will not turn apes into flying superheroes.
#5: Even the aloof make mistakes.
#6: Mid-aged, fictional characters cannot travel into other stories.

So, with that being said, which answer is correct?

"What? A half-gallon already?"

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #867 on:** February 21, 2005, 02:56:16 AM »

#1.

What percentage of Bob-obs suffer from the so-called 'Short-fuse sydrome'.

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

TEM · « **Reply #868 on:** February 21, 2005, 11:22:54 AM »

60% of males, 20% of females.

Who does Triangle Man hate? And if he fought them, would he win?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Watoad · « **Reply #869 on:** February 21, 2005, 12:00:26 PM »

He hates Tingle for obscure reasons of nomenclature, and he would lose when Tingle opens his jar of stench to which no one but he is immune.

Speaking of Tingle, which is more fun: popping his balloon or sharing half a bowl of roasted potatoes with a grumpy Donkey Kong?

Why "e3"??