Because blue hedgehogs don't have gills...ooh, wait, flashback.
What exactly is this... "Home-run Starrer", or whatever these kids are yappin' about these days? My grandson is constantly telling me about this "Bad Strong mails" or whatever, but all I end up on is the AARP website! How do I use this new-fangled Webbernet thingamawhatzawhoozit?