Wario's voice muffled by a mouth full of Big Macs came from a nearby booth, "All's fair in love, war, and McDonald's!"
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Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:
Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!