I remember a newbie posting a topic once and getting little/negative response. Then LD posted a topic that was exactly the same and everyone loved it.
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi