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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #60 on: June 02, 2005, 09:09:35 PM »
Hello. I am the vice vice vice president of the United States of Australia. I was born in a log stump 3 years ago with no eyebrows. At the age of 14, which I haven't reached, I learned to speak gibberish. Endis gictigo TMK sindiforo melg Mario meppenoque. Twenty years before that, I invented the radioactive oven/toaster/microwave/cat-shaving machine. I tested it on my step-golf-instructor-in-law. However, it didn't get all of his fur off... 13 years later, my father was born. He was very predjudiced against Cornelians because he thought they were too predjudiced. But he died in a horrific incident involving Swiss cheese and my step-golf-instructor-in-law. That was the year I vowed to never mow the lawn again. That is how I became so unsuccessful and got my toe bitten off by a giraffe. May the force be with you.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2005, 01:01:12 PM »
"Hey, Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
"I can only assume that you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. He's in the basement."
"I'm a song from the 60's."
"If you don't get down there quick, things could get really ugly in here."

Something from this thingy.FIX'D!



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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 6/3/2005 12:16:16 PM

"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2005, 01:14:42 PM »
I am the very model of a modern Mario maniac!

If this post is edited, as it probably is, you may be wondering why.  Well let me tell you.  Each of YR’s posts are carefully revised and polished over and over to give you, the reader, the most enjoyable and entertaining material possible.  With his posts you have his own personal guarantee that they are of high quality, contain well-thought out wording, and most likely have a bit of humorous content to keep you interested.  That, my friend, is the Yoshisaurus difference.
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2005, 05:00:33 PM »
That's one of my favorite emails. It occured to me, however, Homsar's voice seemed a bit odd in that one. More high-pitched in opposed to strained.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2005, 05:27:22 PM »
Jump in an elevator when it suddenly bounces back up at the bottom and you will hardly jump at all. Jump again at the top when it suddenly lowers again to jump rather high. It never gets boring.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2005, 12:01:56 PM »
sometimes if you do the mario bin ladin will come out of hiding and you can shoot him or people will be will be annoyed



where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 11:02:39 AM

OH SNAP, It's White Arrow!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2005, 05:25:36 PM »
Say "flip flops fly off" 5 times fast
flip flops fly off
flip flops fly off
flip flops fly off
flip flops fly off
flip flops fly off

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #67 on: June 20, 2005, 03:37:27 PM »
*says something in Cheat-talk*

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #68 on: June 20, 2005, 03:52:27 PM »
I'm just posting here so you can read my totally awesome sig!

Al Pacino came out of the theater...  Bruce Willis came out of the T.V...  But Mel Gibson, came out of nowhere.
I only watch [adult swim]

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #69 on: June 20, 2005, 05:09:54 PM »
Try the New Sig topic.
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

« Reply #70 on: June 24, 2005, 11:01:12 PM »
Hey have I sung anything in English yet? Guess not!

Whisper--Evanescence

Catch me as I fall
Say you're here and it's all over now
Speaking to the atmosphere
No one's here and I fall into myself
This truth drives me
Into madness
I know I can stop the pain
If I will it all away

Don't turn away
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't close your eyes
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't turn out the light
(Never sleep never die)

I'm frightened by what I see
But somehow I know
That there's much more to come
Immobilized by my fear
And soon to be
Blinded by tears
I can stop the pain
If I will it all away

Don't turn away
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't close your eyes
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't turn out the light
(Never sleep never die)

Fallen angels at my feet
Whispered voices at my ear
Death before my eyes
Lying next to me I fear
She beckons me
Shall I give in
Upon my end shall I begin
Forsaking all I've fallen for
I rise to meet the end

Don't turn away
(Don't give in to the pain)
Don't try to hide
(Though they're screaming your name)
Don't close your eyes
(God knows what lies behind them)
Don't turn out the light
(Never sleep never die)

Servatis a pereculum.
Servatis a maleficum
Servatis a pereculum.
Servatis a maleficum
Servatis a pereculum.
Servatis a maleficum

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Random Anime Quote: "Wiggle, Squiggle! Look, I'm a mollusk!"
--Freesia Yagyu, Jubei-Chan 2 episode 3.

« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2005, 12:29:19 AM »
Beautiful.  Beautiful.  That song was as beautiful as a dove singing a soothing song in the morning...soothing...ever so soothing...I'm bored :D

Here comes lil' brudder.  He can make it on his own!...something about one leg...pocket full of cash...never pick up a wife...maybe Tenderfoot too...(?)  I don't know the song :-(

Freshness with a spin, plug it in plug it in!

"Don't worry Strongbad, it's in a better place now...or rather, it's in the same place, its just gotta big hole through it."
"WHAAA???  You murderer!  You killed my brother!  I mean computer!  You all understand!  Don't understand!  AAAAUUUGGGGHH!!!"  <um, I actually don't think those are these exact lines, but I love that one!
(I've been waiting for a topic like this!  Thank you GiftedGirl!) :D

Edited by - The Blue Toad  on 6/24/2005 11:32:18 PM
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2005, 01:05:46 AM »
Here's a bit of late-night nonsense for 'ya.

Don't shine forty irritating flowers with blu-ray technology.

Grids don't take RGB and text encyclopedias.

The ultimate MX04 display case is still yet to be illuminated.

It's amazing, the things you can think of at 12:04, just after midnight.

« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2005, 03:02:41 PM »
If only I had a sack of potatoes.

 Kelso: Guys this is a game of Cat & Mouse between me & Hyde. I''m gonna make him admit he''s been going out with Jackie behind my back.
Fez: Guys, what happens in Cat & Mouse if the cat is retarded?
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #74 on: June 25, 2005, 03:06:22 PM »
NO

potatoes


"The Suffix: Last but not Least. Or is it NO pounds and YOU'RE NOT potatoes?"

Edited by - Suffix on 6/25/2005 2:07:20 PM


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