This confuses me. If today's Christmas Eve, and tomorrow's Christmas and Hanukkah, and the day after is December 26, and 2 plus 6 equals 8, and the square root of 8 is 2.828427, then that would mean that Christmas plus Hanukkah equals 2.828427! But everyone knows Christmas plus Hanukkah equals 54.94756321. This paradox in the rift in the fabric of the eighth dimension in the space-time continuum could theoretically cause the world to cease existing!