I'm calling the police. You're scaring me. Chicken songs are pure evil. Just like cukoos...
I know what you mean. This one time, I was walking around in the little vilage on LOZ: A Link To the Past. I saw this chicken walking around in the middle of the village just minding his own business. I got thinking to myself, "Fried chicken for dinner tonight!" So I struck the chicken with my sword. When it didn't die, I struck it a few more times. I got thinking to myself, "This probably isn't the most tender chicken of the flock!" So, I struck the chicken once again, and then continuously I hacked away at it. Suddenly, a loud chorus of clucks rang in my ears. I turned around and a whole swarm of chickens attacked! It was like no other attack I had ever seen before. They were on me like a flock of seagulls on anyone that had food. I tried to fight them off, but they were too powerful. I ended up dying, and was brought back to life only by the sweet pixies of a faerie. I should have ordered a pizza. And, I'll never look at chickens the same way again! How do chicken farmers do it? tell me, how?