Blackyoshi: *dies*
dnc95: Where have all the other old characters gone? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BORED?!?!
Old BORED people: *are skeletons*
*: *goes on strike*
*s: WHAT DO WE WANT? WAGES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! I MEAN NOW!
BORED posters: We're screwed...
Old BORED people: "are still being skeletons"
dnc95: "starts throwing the skeletons at the *s, watches them come back to life"
Old BORED people: "are alive again"
dnc95: "pays the *s in Slinkies"
*s: *go looking for staircases*
This has been a paid service announcement by that company that makes Slinkies.
What goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound, a spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it's Slinky! It's Slinky, Slinky, it's a really really really fun toy, it's Slinky, Slinky, it's fun for a girl or a boy!
Actual BORED posters: What was that all about?
Actual dnc95: I dunno, but I think it had something to do with Slinkies and old dead BORED people. Oh, and Blackyoshi died again. *throws the corpse outside, into the pile of rotting BY corpses*
WHY DID I JUST POST AGAIN? AM I TRYING TO KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE? OR AM I TRULY BORED? FIND OUT TOMORROW*, ON BORED!
*Tomorrow now means "never".
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
STOP MISSPELLING MY NAME IN THE CHATROOM! IT''S NOT o_O! IT''S o_0! OH-UNDERSCORE-ZERO!