Bored-MKXVII GP Legend

[WarpRattler]

o_0: Steve is right. These BORED posts have gotten incoherent. I think that's why this BORED hasn't been very good. What a shame...BORED used to be great. Then more people began posting, and it went downhill. That's why I'm going to stop posting in BORED after this*is de-rezzed*
dnc95: That's what you get for taking my place. I agree with most of that, but I am not going to stop posting. *goes back to playing TRON 2.0: Killer App, which he got as an early Christmas present*

A few seconds later...

o_0: *backup unit kicks in* Ow, my head...OOH! CANDY LEGOS! *starts playing with them and eating pyramids*
dnc95: Hey, those are mine! *de-rezzes o_0 again*
o_0: *is de-rezzed again*
dnc95: That'll teach you.*is hit in the head with a glob of Jello*...WHO THREW THAT?!
Vid: That was me.
dnc95: *condemns Vid to a life of boredom*
Vid: NOOOOO!â„¢ *is sued by o_0, who was just restored again*
o_0: That's what you get for stealing my words. Ow, my head...why do you keep de-rezzing me?! I'm you, for pete's sake!
dnc95: Good point. *goes back to TRON 2.0: Killer App*
o_0: *takes dnc95's brother's GBA SP and plays LeafGreen*
* o_0 is now known as o_0/LeafGreen
dnc95: Don't do that again. It's annoying to have to type "o_0/LeafGreen: " every time you say something.
%o_0/LeafGreen: *turns off alarm clock that just went off* That alarm clock of my dad's is annoying. We were supposed to play darts today...at this rate, we're never going to use that dartboard he just bought.
Vid: *has been gone from the chatroom for a while* What happened? When did o_0 get that %? Why did n-fani, EM, and Sunbun get them too?
%o_0/LeafGreen: Ask Deezer.
dnc95: It's weird...there have only been three characters in here...
* %o_0/LeafGreen is listening to the Beatles - The End
dnc95: Stop doing that. AND STOP PLAYING MY LEAFGREEN!
Weird Dude: WEIRD DUDE SMASH! *unfuses back into Weird and Dude*
Weird: Hey, where'd my first name go?
Dude: Hey, what's going on?
* o_0/LeafGreen is now known as o_0
* %o_0 runs off with the word Chupperson and the word Lizard
* o_0 is now known as o_0/running
dnc95: That was random...
o_0/running: AAH STAFF MEMBERS ARE CHASING ME! *runs faster*
dnc95: *trips o_0/running*

Five minutes later, after Weird and Dude have gotten their names back...

Chupperson Weird: Thanks, dnc95. We couldn't've gotten these names back without you.
Lizard Dude: Yeah, what he said.
dnc95: No problem. o_0's been acting really hyperactive lately. Must've been him watching TRON last night. That movie is-a pretty pretty good!
Chupperson: It is a good movie. The music is good too.
dnc95: I love putting words in people's mouths.
o_0: *runs off to his secret laboratory, AKA his kitchen, and pours a bowl of cereal* Mmm,  Raisin Bran...
* o_0 is listening to the Beatles - Her Majesty

30 seconds later...

* o_0 is listening to Chupperson Weird - Blow'd Up
dnc95: Ooh, I like that song.
Vid: Don't you think this post has gone on long enough?
dnc95: Nah...if anything, I'd say it's not long enough yet. And besides, this is a lot of keystrokes for Whatpulse.
o_0: I'm bored...
dnc95: Now that you mention it, I'm getting pretty hungry. Let's go. This post is getting to be really long and tedious. I'm having trouble thinking of more material for it. Besides, spinning this knob thing on my monitor is fun. *whee*
Everybody: EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!
o_0: *hits Everybody with a deadly disc*
*TAKE TWO*
Everybody: Adios!
o_0: English...
*TAKE 4242*
Everybody: Bye!
o_0: FINALLY!*falls asleep*

WILL I EVER MAKE A POST THIS LONG AGAIN? WHY HASN'T VID BEEN IN THE CHATROOM FOR A FEW DAYS? WILL I GET AROUND TO BEATING TRON 2.0: KILLER APP? FINED OUT SUM UHTHER THYME, AHN BOARD BLAH-DI-BLAH GEEPEE LEGEND!

...Seriously, where has Vid been?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
STOP MISSPELLING MY NAME IN THE CHATROOM! IT''S NOT o_O! IT''S o_0! OH-UNDERSCORE-ZERO!

Edited by - donotcare95 on 12/24/2004 5:41:12 PM

[Vidgmchtr]

To answer Donotcare's question:
A week ago, I had let my father take my computer to CompUSA to insert a card for wireless internet. 4 days later, the idiots there said my computer wasn't capable of holding such a card. They gave my father a different thing instead, an external wireless hub that looks for any wireless connections and connect to them. After thinking 4 days without a wireless connection would be fine, I realized it'd be a week and a half without one. Calling Apple Support, we found out that my computer COULD hold such a card, and the CompUSA staff were untrained retards. Today, my father got a router so my brother's computer can share his connection with mine. Oh, and that external wireless thing I mentioned before, that would've made me slower than dial-up.

 ....And that's why I was not here for 13 days.

[TEM]

A true computer-related horror story. My sympathies.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

[Vidgmchtr]

Thank you, TEM.

Anyway, back to Bored:
*Vid walks around in The Snow*
The Snow: Get off of me!
Vid: That'd be pretty hard to do, considering you're everywhere.

CAN VID GET OUT OF THE SNOW?
WILL THE SNOW ENDURE THE PAIN?
DON'T FIND OUT AT ALL, BECAUSE THIS SNOW STORY IS ONLY GOING TO BE 1 POST LONG!

[Suffix]

Suffix: It's a pity we don't get snow down in the valley, eh, Merry?
Merry:  No.
Pippin: Feed me.
Suffix: I just did.
Pippin: Don't question me!
Suffix: *turns up speakers to drown out irritating cats*
Pippin: *trills persistantly*

Suddenly, a hole opens in the ceiling, and our reluctant hero is sucked up into an incredible adventure!

A Boo:   Boo!
Suffix:  You're supposed to chatter, not say "Boo!"
A Boo:   You Rediculous Idiot! Do you think I, King of the Grey Residence, can be swayed? Prepare to be eaten painfully!
Bob:     Wow! He looks like a marshmallow! *jumps onto the Boo's tail and bites*
King Boo: And what do you think YOU are doing, insignificant rat!
Bob:    Nope, tastes like a balloon of tofu.
Suffix:  Where am I, anyway?
King Boo: Did I not tell you, Perturbing Nuisance? You are in my territory! You will not disrupt my secret plan to invade your homeland!
Suffix:  I bet I know what your plan is...
King Boo: Did you just trail off, Vile Pest? I eat people who end their phrases in nothing! Prepare to- Ehhh! *spins off and disappears*
Suffix:  Bob, how did you get here?
Bob:     Same way Joebob did.
Suffix:  What a rediculous alias. Could we just call him John?
John:    Excellent idea. Now, if you'll excuse us, my phonebooks are done cooking.

WILL JOHN RETURN IN TIME TO TURN OFF THE MICROWAVE?
WILL SUFFIX GET AWAY FROM THIS "GREY RESIDENCE?"
WILL SOMEONE TURN THAT SHOSTAKOVICH DOWN?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME, MAYBE...
("Did you just trail off? Prepare to-)

[Suffix]

Goose: What the deuce?
Caboose: What the goose?
Shoes: What the blues?
Moose: I got the blooooos!

Suffix: That's enough! I can't take it any longer!
Merry: Give someone else a turn, and everything will be fine and dandy.
Pippin: Hey, Merry! Gonna finish that?

WHAT THE DUKAR WAS THAT ABOUT.....


Dramatic Narrator: *eaten*

Edited by - Suffix on 1/3/2005 7:35:25 PM

[Suffix]

*******>

******>

***** lang=EN-US ******'tab-interval:.5in'>

Suffix:               Well,
it’s been a while, Merry. I don’t think a new story-thing is brewing.


Merry:              Please
excuse me while I run around the house twelve-point-three-two-eight times.


Pippin:              Whatever.


Suffix:               Okay.
Where’s the booming guy?


Dramatic

Announcer:       OUR
NEXT STORY TAKES US TO BOO YORK, A LAND OF SPLENDID HORROR AND FRIGHT…

Narrator:          Ah,
ahem. *begins story* The dimly-lit cavern existed far,
far underground, where no mortal could ever reach! At least,
not without drilling for a few years. Boo York
consisted of twisted wooden structures that slightly resembled what you might
see in a city. Cafes, houses, and some company buildings, or “scaring unions,” you
might say. Primarily, this city of  contained cafes. They were everywhere,
run by Boos who traded foul drinks and rotting carcasses for things of value to
Boos; gold, precious jewels, and even mortal-made paintings, which Boos kept in
their private or shared “houses.” Boos preferred to live in rundown buildings
up on the surface. But our story takes us to the heart of this cold metropolis,
where an adventure is brewing…

Boodle:            *burp*
I love Ninjis. Flattened Ninjis,
straight from the Valley of Bowser!

Boopert:1'>           Yup. And nothing tops off Ninjicakes
like grassoil. Hic! I do declare,
we raise the price of grassoil every month! Ha-HIC!
Hiccup!

Boolin:1'>  I’ll—HIC! Drink to that. class=SpellE>Eeh-ha-ha-ha!

Vordoon:1'>          Fellows, we’ve been sitting here for days, wasting our
stolen gold on foodthings that we don’t even need. It’s,
ahh… *looks at stolen watch* 10, uh… Minute="56" Hour="11">11:56 in Mushroom
 City right now. Let’s go frighten
some nightwalkers!

Boopert:1'>           Bah, alright. Wait! Something’s not right!

Boolin:1'>              class=SpellE>Hee-ee! I know! The story’s too-

Vordoon:1'>          DON’T SAY IT!

Boolin:1'>              What, it’s too structured?

Narrator:          And with
that, the story crumbled apart into pure dialogue elsewhere.

Announcer:       WILL THE
STORY RETURN? NO, NO IT WON’T.


            ******'mso-tab-count:1'>            BUT WILL NONSENSICAL YET AMUSING DIALOGUE
RETURN?


                        WILL
IT ALL WORK?

 

Edited by - Suffix on 1/5/2005 10:07:24 AM

[Chupperson Weird]

Fredola: Hey Jarge, what's that?

Jarge: Hurr, durned if oi knows, zurr.

Boomerang: BOO!

Fredola: AHHHH!

Pee-Wee: Did someone say the secret word?

Fredola: ... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

----MEANWHILE----

Vlagranian: So I've been having this nagging feeling recently. I think I should go beat something to a pulp.

U "F" O: Wonderful idea. Let's go.

Vlagranian: Go where? This whole dimension has already been conquered.

U "F" O: Oh yeah. That last battle with the grain processing dragons sent us here, I forgot. *has flashback*

~~~~FLASHBACK~~~~

TOG: I can't ... hold on ... much longer!! *falls into the waiting arms of a Grain Processing Dragon*

U "F" O: NO!

Vlagranian: Charge! *runs into a G.P.D., and suddenly is transported to an asteroid in the middle of another dimension along with U "F" O*

~~~~RETURN TO PRESENT~~~~

U "F" O: Ahh, good times.

Vlagranian: ?! *smacks U "F" O*

----MEANWHILE----

TOG: So this is the afterlife, eh?

Death: Gimme a quarter and I'll tell you.

*RING RING*

Death: Errg, gotta get the phone. *picks up phone* Hello?

Black Yoshi: [insert phone chatter here]

Death: Hey Rick, it's for you.


WHAT? NO QUESTIONS THIS TIME?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."

[Suffix]

Narrator:          Yet
another BORED entry!


Pippin:              That
was quick. Narrate Suffix to go get me the foodstuff.


Suffix:               Pippin,
don’t talk to strangers! I’ll go feed you when you need to be fed.


Pippin:              Narrator?
Make him get me food!


Narrator:          Surprise!
*explodes with confetti*

 

Suffix:          What the... What happened? Wait, I think it went down there...

Edited by - Suffix on 1/20/2005 8:04:05 PM

[Koopaslaya]

Starkritter- hey yo zup?

HenryVIII- I'm en-er-ry the 8th I am

Krustation- yeah, kinda like that, I guess?

HenryVIII- Well you just don't konw good taste

Fottball- 1+1=FOOTBALL!!

KingJames- No man, you're wack.

HenryVIII- I wish I were king

King James- You can be, just do what you feel like oding, everything will fall into place

Skowt- Hey, my name is spelled fah-net-ik-lee

KingJames- Who asked you to be here?

Skowt- him over there

Stardude- Yeah, me. You got a problem with that?

HeneryVIII- Yeah, well, I kinda do

Stardude, What are you gonna do bout it

In the middle of a small field, Stardude and HenyVII have a quick bout. Starduder looses by a large margin, especiallly after he was tackled. Star dude was killed, Skowt turned into a used car salesman, HenryVIII ended up coaching highschool football, KingJames ended up in the hospital after a severe fracture along the right leg of his squirrl. Football lived happily ever after.

[Wheel_kirby]

There once was a dog named Chasey...

Chasey: Hello everyone my name is chasey
CornMeal: So...What?
Chasey: Explodes, Implodes, Evaporates

---Mean Whlie---

Whlie: Your so mean!
CNN: Bring it up FOX!
CBS: Your both fat
PBS: Like Chasey?
FSTV: Its not Ch-A-sey, its Ch-a-sey!
TNT: What, like... L-a-sie?
TNT: *Explodes*

*~*IN OTHER NEWS*~*

Duece: What the Stewie?
Stewie: what the Chasey?
Chasey: what the Rock?
Rock: What the Herbal Essences?
Herbal Essences: What the Charmin?
Charmin Ultra: Until death do you part?
Rock: I do.
Large Generic Object: I Do!

WILL THE ROCK AND LARGE GENERIC OBJECT HAVE A GOOD HONEYMOON?
DOES ANYONE CARE?
DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHO CHASEY IS?
DO I?
WILL I EVER STOP THESE POINTLESS QUESTIONS?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...

Entertained VII #2.58

------------------------------
Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

[Suffix]

Suffix:               I
hate this assignment. It must be-


Announcer:       BORED
TIME!


Suffix:               Err,
yeah. And today, we have a special-


 Announcer:       BORED
ENTRY DELUXE! 2 FOR THE POST OF 1!


 Suffix:               I
was just about to say-


 Announcer:       DOUBLE
THE LENGTH! DOUBLE THE FUN!


 Suffix:               class=SpellE>Hmph. I think I should have a little more control over
this, being the writer and all.


 Pippin:              Let
him. He gives you more time to pay attention to me. Why are you still typing?


 Suffix:               Shush,
it’s a;owe90o;/arihsrl/kjgardwq—Get off the keyboard!


 Announcer:       WILL
THE STORY START?


 Pippin:              That
was quick. Go fill my food dish.

Narrator:******'mso-tab-count:1'>          Surprise! *explodes with confetti*


Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen:      Well, what’s
Harry doing today?


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Nothing much. *gold door
appears*


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               Ah-ha! I recognize this!


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Whoa! You mean that little dish
over there?


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               No, the door right in front of
you.


Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen:      Look at
how intricate these patterns are! It would take centuries to make even a mold
for this!


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Ooo,
it’s all pretty and shiny.


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               Okay… Now, I just need to
remember how to operate one of these. I think that we must-


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Play “creeket!”


Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen:      What’s the
matter with you, huh? You’ve interrupted this guy 18 times today, all at
important points.


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Sorry, mister.


Mr. class=SpellE>Orwen:      Hey! Where’d
the door get to?


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               Aw, great. Second time this
month!

WILL “HARRY”
GET ANOTHER CHANCE?


WILL HE UNRAVEL
THE MYSTERY?


WILL WE BE
BACK, AFTER THESE MESSAGES?

text-indent:-1.0in'>-- Meanwhile, in some other dimension or whatever… --

Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus:         I class=SpellE>haf done eet! My program is class=SpellE>compleet!


class=SpellE>Eegore:             *snickers
idiotically* Now, we cuhn wule
duh wuhld!


Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus:         No, you
eembeceele! Eetclass=GramE> es for zah completion
of higher vareeable eequasions.
Beeyond zee quadratieecs!


class=SpellE>Eegore:             Duh…


Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus:         class=SpellE>Queek! To zee teleephone! Wee class=SpellE>moost contahct zee Patent class=SpellE>Offeece!

text-indent:-1.0in'>-- Two minutes later --

Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'>         Patent Office, what is it this time?


Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus:         *strains
his voice* It iss a mahsterful
program that solves polynomials quickly!


Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'>         Just a moment. “Program
for Rapid Solution of Math Stuff.” Okay, what is your full name?


class=SpellE>Eegore:             class=SpellE>Gib me uh tuwn!


Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus:         So class=SpellE>sorree. Eet es,
ahem, mine assistehnt. Let go, stoopeet!
Sorry! I-


Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'>         Whoa! Is that a big, rotating cone in
the sky?


Dr. class=SpellE>Dufus:         Gasp!
It ees the Dienight Zone!
My story, my program—they are doomed! Doomed, I tell you!


Operator:******'mso-tab-count:1'>         *whispers* A dimension of
disorganization… Ow! What-


class=SpellE>Bobbert:           …happened?


class=SpellE>Billbert:             Beats
me. One moment, we’re discussing types of fruits, and the suddenly,


class=SpellE>Bertbert:           You’re
standing in a quiet, dense jungle!


class=SpellE>Billbert:             Exactly.


class=SpellE>Brodbert:          class=SpellE>Huhuh! Let’s go find some buhnanuhs!


class=SpellE>Bobbert:           Hooray!

WILL THE TIDE
OF THE DIENIGHT ZONE RECEDE?


OR WILL
EVERYTHING BE DOOMED TO HUMID FORESTS?


IS THE FREE BACON
DONE COOKING?


DO I EVEN LIKE
BACON?

Edited by - Suffix on 1/18/2005 7:35:35 PM

[Suffix]

<***** lang=EN-US ******'tab-interval:.5in'>

AND NOW, OUR STORY CONTINUES?


Harry:               Dang! Where's the key?


Billy:              Was it shiny?


Harry:              Yes, and gold. What do you mean "was?"


Billy:               Err--


Harry:       Out with it! This gold door will disappear any moment now!

Billy:          I ate a key, not too long ago.


Harry:            WHAT!?


Mr. Orwen::1'>           Billy, are you being bad again?


Billy:2'>  Yes, dad. Hee hee hee! I was kidding mister. Was it a key?


Harry:2'>          That's what I said...


Billy::2'>           Then it's this, right?


Harry:2'>              *snatches key* Yes! Haha!


Billy:2'>          It was for that one door, right?

Harry:1'>               “That one?” *turns around* Noooooo!

WHY DO THE DOORS DISAPPEAR AT SUCH UNFORTUNATE TIMES?

WILL HARRY MAINTAIN HIS SANITY?

HE’S JOEBOB, ISN’T HE?

WHY DOES HE KEEP SHOWING UP?

[Suffix]

<***** lang=EN-US ******'tab-interval:.5in'>

Fred:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                Did you hear about the towering mathematician?


Johnny:******'mso-tab-count:1'>             Not again…


Fred:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                They say he’s taking algebra to
new heights!


Johnny:******'mso-tab-count:1'>             That wasn’t funny the first ten
times you said it.


Fred:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                Hahahahaha… Huh? Jealous of my
joke-making prowess, huh? Well, I’ll do you one better. Why did the kid toss a
dinner roll?


Johnny:******'mso-tab-count:1'>             I’ve really had enough.


Fred:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                He though it was a “biskus!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA*falls over*ha, hee hee, ha ha!


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 None of those jokes were funny.


Johnny:******'mso-tab-count:1'>             Whoa! Don’t you belong in a different
story?


Billy:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Hee, hee, hee! Find out in the
next episode of “Whatever-this-is!” Which should be coming up rapidly.

HOW DID BILLY
GET THERE?


DID HE STEAL MY
LINE?


WILL WE GET
ANOTHER TAKE?

 

Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               *mutters unintelligibly*


Bob:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 What’s the matter?


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               I’ve given up on my quest for the
Gold Doors. No matter what, I cannot find out what they do and what is on the
other side!


Bob:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Well, I’ve got good news then!
I looked for info on the mysterious gold doors, and ordered a cool product. It’ll
be a surprise!

text-indent:-1.0in'>-= Several Months Later=-

Bob:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 Ah-ha! It came!


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               What? What came?


Bob:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 “Instant Gold Door Machine!
Summons a mysterious Gold Door! Just add water!”


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               Wow! Let’s do it!


Bob:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 We need to put just a drop in
this funnel-


Harry:******'mso-tab-count:1'>               *dumps several gallons in*


Bob:******'mso-tab-count:1'>                 A drop?

*RUMBLE*

IS THERE A MINISERIES COMING ON?


SHOULDN’T I KNOW THIS?

Edited by - Suffix on 1/21/2005 7:24:54 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

Jimbo: That was the weirdest show I've ever seen.

Roshan: And that wraps up the Weird TV Show Watching Contest, right here on the DANR Show!

*curtain falls*

Roshan: I feel like going to look for the Roshan Cartoons again. Or something.

CW: Well I guess that's all for this episode. Maybe I'll make a continuation!

*large audible gasp*

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."