I can dislocate my head, bend my shins, twist my left elbow around my right knee, misplace my hip, unhinge my two front teeth, relocate my family, wiggle my ears with my nostrils, and do that finger thing where only the first joint bends while the others stay straight.
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi