One day Mario was taking an evening cruise with Peach when he saw a bright light ahead so he sent out the message, "Incoming ship, change your course 5 degrees east." He received the message, "No, you change your course 5 degrees west." Mario sent out the message, "I'm Mario on a cruise with Peach, I'm ordering you to change your course 5 degrees east! I'm not changing course!"
He recieved the reply, "I'm toad in the east Mushroom kingdom lighthouse, your call Mario."
It's not that funny but it's all I could think of.