Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 133667 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #210 on:** January 27, 2007, 12:11:39 AM »

Luigi: I'm sick of rescuing Mario. I'm going to go back in time and tell myself to let Mario boil.

Kojinka · « **Reply #211 on:** January 27, 2007, 10:35:26 PM »

Mario: I'm just wondering, Princess, why we haven't taken the next step.
Peach: *gasp* Did you just speak a coherent sentence?
Mario: Uh... It's-a me, Mario!
Peach: He's hiding something! I know it!

Fwirt · « **Reply #212 on:** January 28, 2007, 01:16:36 AM »

Mario: Am I supposed to be italian? Hey wait a minute...... where the heck is Italy?

Toad · « **Reply #213 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:51:21 PM »

FLUDD: To do a barrel roll, press Z or R twice!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #214 on:** February 02, 2007, 07:44:12 PM »

Toad: Big Win.

The Chef · « **Reply #215 on:** February 02, 2007, 09:58:33 PM »

What does that mean?

Falco: I love the land.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #216 on:** February 02, 2007, 10:12:36 PM »

No, I meant that Toad's comment was funny.

Toad · « **Reply #217 on:** February 02, 2007, 10:20:34 PM »

Why thank you!

Piantas: Ooga booga unga beagle, we do dance of tree people!

That first part was supposed to be the ancient rhythm the cave people sang in Chrono Trigger, but I couldn't remember the exact words.

Kojinka · « **Reply #218 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:21:20 PM »

Fox: Wolf is my hero.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #219 on:** February 05, 2007, 07:25:39 PM »

Stone Frog: (something other than "RIBBIT.")

Jman · « **Reply #220 on:** February 05, 2007, 09:52:40 PM »

Peach: I've got two words for you...you suck!

The Chef · « **Reply #221 on:** February 06, 2007, 04:19:27 PM »

A lot of Mario characters probably wouldn't say that.

Bowser: I'm afraid of fire.

kirbyman · « **Reply #222 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:39:46 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on January 11, 2007, 07:59:22 PM

That's not why I was telling him to stop.

His posts included quotes from Sonic and Kirby.........they weren't even that good................meh.

should i log out? .....

Well, anyway...

Wario: I love everybody on the planet! You can ALL have a share of my BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!! I love you ALL!!!

The Chef · « **Reply #223 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:42:06 PM »

Yes, and don't log back in, unless you stop making such idiotic posts.

kirbyman · « **Reply #224 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:43:13 PM »

Yes sir... or Ma'am...