Luigi: Umm... Bowser, can you please stop conquering the hotel for a few seconds? I've got to hire someone.
Bowser: Whatever, just make it quick!
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Sonic: Which type of room? Oh, and I don't have a contract to sign, sorry. If anyone gives you a hard time in this hotel, see the CEO (me). Also, if you want fruit, go over to the fruit bar. At both the fruit bar and salad bar, it's 1 Coin for all-you-can-eat. In total... if you want a deluxe room, that'll be 8 Coins. Oh, and I'm glad to hire you.
Bowser: Do you want something to eat? It's not really good for you, conquering hotels on an empty stomach...
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.