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Mr. Melee

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« Reply #1020 on: January 06, 2006, 08:26:45 PM »
Wario wasn't captured because Hitler Esploded from the Warthog's gun.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Yoshi55

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« Reply #1021 on: January 06, 2006, 08:30:28 PM »
The Hog was destroyed so Hitler wasn't killed
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #1022 on: January 06, 2006, 08:31:20 PM »
But Hitler was killed before the hog was destroyed, causing everything to start over.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Yoshi55

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« Reply #1023 on: January 06, 2006, 08:32:44 PM »
The restart machine was sabotaged so it would blow up when used
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #1024 on: January 06, 2006, 08:37:28 PM »
The culprit, a bob-omb, was caught and sentenced to watch Teletubbies for 10 years.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Yoshi55

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« Reply #1025 on: January 06, 2006, 08:38:20 PM »
All the Telletubbies start drinking and the show goes off the air
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #1026 on: January 06, 2006, 08:39:05 PM »
4Kids brings 'em back.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #1027 on: January 06, 2006, 08:39:39 PM »
4Kids is run out of business by a better company.

Yoshi55

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« Reply #1028 on: January 06, 2006, 08:40:37 PM »
4kids is revived with a 1-up shroom
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #1029 on: January 06, 2006, 08:41:05 PM »
CBS deletes the shroom.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #1030 on: January 06, 2006, 08:41:29 PM »
CBS goes off-air.

Game Over

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« Reply #1031 on: January 06, 2006, 08:42:14 PM »
Television implodes.

« Reply #1032 on: January 06, 2006, 08:42:36 PM »
Repairman fixes television.

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #1033 on: January 06, 2006, 08:43:10 PM »
Repairman gets sucked into the TV.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #1034 on: January 06, 2006, 08:43:28 PM »
Waluigi smashes the TV.

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