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« Reply #1155 on: January 13, 2006, 03:02:56 PM »
An English teacher crosses out "flys" and puts the correct spelling.

« Reply #1156 on: January 13, 2006, 03:50:47 PM »
Instead of teaching spelling/grammer, the English teacher decides to have the entire class read "The Golden Compass".
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #1157 on: January 13, 2006, 06:05:38 PM »
The English teacher is murdered by the math teacher.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1158 on: January 13, 2006, 06:09:52 PM »
english teacher is brought back to life with me using some of my ds power.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #1159 on: January 13, 2006, 06:11:14 PM »
Death drives drunk and hits a cop car.
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« Reply #1160 on: January 13, 2006, 06:13:35 PM »
laws of death no longer apply cause death's bones break a part and can't be put back together no matter what.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #1161 on: January 13, 2006, 06:19:21 PM »
Peter Griffin takes over death's job.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1162 on: January 13, 2006, 06:23:38 PM »
Peter Griffin is destroyed by Stevie. *Gasp*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #1163 on: January 13, 2006, 08:54:52 PM »
Stevie is wacked.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #1164 on: January 13, 2006, 08:55:50 PM »
The mafia who whacked him get arrested.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #1165 on: January 13, 2006, 08:57:07 PM »
Cousin Vinny's girlfriend bales 'em out, kappeesh?
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #1166 on: January 13, 2006, 08:58:00 PM »
The girlfriend is shot. *Gasp*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #1167 on: January 13, 2006, 08:59:12 PM »
Bullet bounces off Loofy.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #1168 on: January 13, 2006, 10:20:31 PM »
Loofy is mistaken for a hair product and is lathered up repeatedly.

« Reply #1169 on: January 13, 2006, 10:21:28 PM »
Bomb-Omb blows up everything in sight.
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