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« Reply #1350 on: January 28, 2006, 01:28:19 PM »
Pikachu is driven off by a magic bottle of KETCHUP. I swear, Pikachu loves that stuff.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #1351 on: January 28, 2006, 01:32:53 PM »
Chris Farley eats all the ketchup.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1352 on: January 28, 2006, 01:34:48 PM »
Chris Farley is turned into a bird. XP
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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  • raewrednu
« Reply #1353 on: January 28, 2006, 01:53:59 PM »
Bird Person eats the bird!
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1354 on: January 28, 2006, 01:58:39 PM »
Bid gives Bird Person food poisoning.
"Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!" ~ Ron Weasley, Prizoner of Azkaban movie

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« Reply #1355 on: January 28, 2006, 02:02:31 PM »
Waluigi throws a rock at the bird, and kills it brutally.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1356 on: January 28, 2006, 02:04:32 PM »
Bird's family peck out Waluigi's eyes.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #1357 on: January 28, 2006, 02:09:02 PM »
Dr. Wario sews Waluigi's eyes back on.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1358 on: January 28, 2006, 02:10:54 PM »
Dr Wario is blasted by Dr Mario.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1359 on: January 28, 2006, 07:28:43 PM »
Dr. Mario is killed by... Mario.

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If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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« Reply #1360 on: January 28, 2006, 10:02:17 PM »
Mario is dead by Markio.
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

« Reply #1361 on: January 28, 2006, 10:33:35 PM »
Markio is... driven away by a car. o_0
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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  • raewrednu
« Reply #1362 on: January 28, 2006, 11:01:47 PM »
Drivers in the car are outraged by rising gas prices, and leave Markio on the side of the road.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

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  • Steamed
« Reply #1363 on: January 28, 2006, 11:55:53 PM »
Aliens invade and dump toxic, flammable waste into farm silos across the world! It just so happens to be oil, ending the shortage and prolonging our procrastination.

« Reply #1364 on: January 29, 2006, 12:19:11 AM »
The oil is immediately combusted, causing overloads of carbon monoxide and other various poisonous gasses, thereby stealing the free gas right from under our noses whilst putting our lives in even more danger.

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