Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 746269 times)

G-Dawg · « **Reply #1485 on:** March 22, 2006, 12:42:43 PM »

The food still sucks, so they order a wrecking ball to destroy it.

Suffix · « **Reply #1486 on:** March 22, 2006, 10:00:00 PM »

An insomniac mechanical engineer's calculations eventually bring about a weakness; the wrecking ball was too heavy for the crane. The crane flips over and lands the deconstrution company deep in debt, laying off 1,100 workers and causing a 5 year old boy in Russia to cry. It is not clear whether it was the company's demise or the lack of yeast in the child's bread that caused this emotional outburst...

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1487 on:** March 22, 2006, 11:43:55 PM »

Incorrect calculations leads to everyone being put in an after-school detention with Mr. Byte. o_0

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1488 on:** March 23, 2006, 09:56:04 AM »

The people in detention sneak out while Mr. Byte is asleep.

G-Dawg · « **Reply #1489 on:** March 23, 2006, 03:23:17 PM »

Mr Byte has a nightmare, wakes up and gives them referrals/citatatons.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1490 on:** March 24, 2006, 02:55:25 PM »

The referrals are eaten by the Legendary Black Beast of-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *is eaten*

G-Dawg · « **Reply #1491 on:** March 24, 2006, 07:33:18 PM »

The Legendary Black Beast of AHHHHHHHHH, joined the circus and died in a tragic accident.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #1492 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:05:08 PM »

Err, a time machine with a mind of its own stopped the crash from happening by traveling back to the present.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1493 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:32:28 PM »

Hermione's Time-Turner severely kicks the time machines BUTT because of it's awesomeness and portability.

Suffix · « **Reply #1494 on:** March 25, 2006, 06:05:17 PM »

A falling shelf breaks the time turner. Havoc ensues.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #1495 on:** March 25, 2006, 09:47:51 PM »

The Falling shelf falls into a Warp Hole and is sent into a parallel dimention in which things are not insane, this destroying the havoc.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #1496 on:** March 26, 2006, 05:33:08 PM »

A black hole sucks in and "spaghettifies"* everything.

*stretched everything out until it broke in two.

G-Dawg · « **Reply #1497 on:** March 27, 2006, 12:06:44 PM »

Astronauts go and throw an Anti-Blackhole device into it.

DeadAwake · « **Reply #1498 on:** March 27, 2006, 07:47:22 PM »

The martians counterattack with their own, anti-anti-blackhole device.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #1499 on:** March 27, 2006, 08:48:06 PM »

NUKE! EVERYTHING GETS BLOW'D UP, including the black hole!!