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NintendoExpert89

« Reply #1920 on: July 19, 2006, 07:33:00 PM »
Existence of vacuum cleaners is proved wrong by Einstein.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1921 on: July 19, 2006, 09:33:11 PM »
Einstein dies from old age.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1922 on: July 19, 2006, 10:02:22 PM »
Einstein is revived.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #1923 on: July 20, 2006, 02:29:28 AM »
...but dies again a few years later, due to a bizarre accident that involves a toaster.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #1924 on: July 20, 2006, 02:50:01 AM »
Moments before the potential toaster accident, a time machine materializes and Einstein steps out, prevents the toaster accident, steps back into the time machine, and disappears.  Thus the accident is prevented and Einstein lives on to invent a time machine.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #1925 on: July 20, 2006, 09:18:35 AM »
Moments before the prevention of the accident, Einstein's time machine is taken over by Shroobs. :O
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1926 on: July 20, 2006, 11:34:13 AM »
the Shroobs are destroyed by the toaster accident.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1927 on: July 20, 2006, 01:17:07 PM »
The toaster gets unplugged.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1928 on: July 20, 2006, 01:53:13 PM »
The toaster comes to life and eats the shroobs.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #1929 on: July 20, 2006, 02:11:22 PM »
If there's something toasty in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
If there's something burnt and it don't smell good
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!

If you're smelling toast running through your head
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
An invisible man trying to feed you bread
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #1930 on: July 20, 2006, 02:55:02 PM »
Toastbusters have one breakthrough mission and then go bankrupt from lack of demand.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #1931 on: July 21, 2006, 12:24:43 PM »
Toastbusters are called back into action because of massive amounts of butter are seeping throughout New York City.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #1932 on: July 22, 2006, 05:34:34 AM »
Atkins diet tells us that butter is not to be feared.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #1933 on: July 22, 2006, 12:18:56 PM »
A big block of butter eats the guy who created the Atkins diet. Take that!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1934 on: July 22, 2006, 05:00:13 PM »
Dr. Atkins (yes, that's his name) was already dead.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?
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