Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 563828 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2100 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:10:22 PM »

Kamek blown to pieces by Mario's nuclear fireball.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2101 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:25:47 AM »

Mario undergoes spontaneous human combustion.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2102 on:** October 25, 2006, 05:23:07 AM »

Luigi cries so hard for his brother that it puts out the fire and Mario is saved.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2103 on:** October 25, 2006, 06:36:26 PM »

Mario trips on his mustache, and falls in a volcanic pit.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2104 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:44:09 PM »

Wario throws a partially eaten rock into the volcano and saves Mario.

Suffix · « **Reply #2105 on:** October 25, 2006, 09:45:25 PM »

Boulder! The legend must be preserved!

...Anyway. Partially eaten boulders are vulnerable to poor memory.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2106 on:** October 26, 2006, 06:05:47 PM »

PaperLuigi's poor memory is fixed when Suffix reminds him of the partially eaten boulder.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2107 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:06:32 AM »

Boulder gets blown to pieces by slack-jawed yokel.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2108 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:04:51 PM »

The pieces fall on the yokel, crushing him.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2109 on:** October 28, 2006, 07:24:32 PM »

The pieces are blown away by a very, very, very, very, very, very strong wind.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2110 on:** October 28, 2006, 08:07:32 PM »

The strong wind is sucked up by Flurrie.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2111 on:** October 28, 2006, 11:10:50 PM »

Flurrie dies of sadness when Mario is killed in a freak blender accident.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2112 on:** October 29, 2006, 01:46:33 AM »

The freak blender, being a very mean-spirited blender, explodes from laughter.

(That blender is so mean)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2113 on:** October 29, 2006, 08:21:36 AM »

Buffalo eats explosion.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2114 on:** October 29, 2006, 08:33:17 AM »

Buffalo suddenly explodes.