Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 960184 times)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2760 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:19:52 AM »

Paper gets shoved in a Molotov Cocktail and gets set on fire.

kirbyman · « **Reply #2761 on:** February 22, 2008, 06:39:25 AM »

Molotov Cocktail explodes.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2762 on:** February 22, 2008, 02:59:47 PM »

Explosion is stopped when the IRS forces him to hand over a lot of money.

megamush · « **Reply #2763 on:** February 22, 2008, 03:39:25 PM »

plague kills IRS

Masher101 · « **Reply #2764 on:** February 23, 2008, 11:09:16 PM »

Toothpaste kills 99.99 percent of plague.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #2765 on:** February 24, 2008, 12:53:00 AM »

monkey waste toothpaste

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2766 on:** February 29, 2008, 05:33:53 AM »

Monkey drowned by tidal wave.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #2767 on:** February 29, 2008, 09:04:33 AM »

Tidal Wave drained by global warming.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2768 on:** February 29, 2008, 02:52:56 PM »

Global Warming is ignored by George W. Bush.

megamush · « **Reply #2769 on:** February 29, 2008, 03:49:08 PM »

George W. Bush gets fired

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2770 on:** February 29, 2008, 03:52:40 PM »

Congress says they must vote before they can fire him.

megamush · « **Reply #2771 on:** February 29, 2008, 03:54:07 PM »

Congress says they must vote before they can fire him.

they vote... YES!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2772 on:** February 29, 2008, 04:28:06 PM »

(No need to quote)

Only the Democrats vote "yes" and the Republicans vote "no", so he gets to stay.

tehxboxdudezor · « **Reply #2773 on:** March 01, 2008, 11:37:21 AM »

chuck norris beats up the republicans.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2774 on:** March 01, 2008, 11:48:02 AM »

But because Chuck Norris is a Republican himself, nothing happens.