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  • Steamed
« Reply #1500 on: March 27, 2006, 09:07:40 PM »
Atomic Bomb kills everyone.
(Koopaslaya, how could you! Shame!)
Koopaslaya gets pwned by history.

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #1501 on: March 27, 2006, 09:15:27 PM »
Koopaslaya re-writes history books.
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« Reply #1502 on: March 27, 2006, 09:58:53 PM »
Somehow the books combust spontaneously, and turn to ash!

« Reply #1503 on: March 29, 2006, 12:21:20 AM »
From the ashes grows a tender tulip who, slowly and surely, begins to reveal the wisdom of the books who died.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #1504 on: March 29, 2006, 10:34:23 AM »
The tender tulip is squished by the uncaring Lord Crump. (I seem to be obsessed with him lately!)
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1505 on: March 29, 2006, 11:46:56 AM »
The X-Nauts have a mutiny, and marroon him on an island.

« Reply #1506 on: March 29, 2006, 12:04:49 PM »
A random EMP goes off and all the X-nauts fall over and break.
My life, as a squirrel.

« Reply #1507 on: March 29, 2006, 12:07:58 PM »
Grodus goes into a fury and creates more than the world can handle.

« Reply #1508 on: March 29, 2006, 11:56:21 PM »
Microsoft; bland, alternative radio stations; and Mulder and Skully UNITE!  The X-nauts are taken to court for copyright infringement over the letter X.
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #1509 on: March 30, 2006, 12:28:59 PM »
They pay the judge (and jury) and get off as not-guilty.

« Reply #1510 on: March 30, 2006, 02:23:19 PM »
The judge and jury have a Snorlax dropped on them.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #1511 on: March 30, 2006, 02:27:42 PM »
They play a Poke-flute and he dies instead of waking up.

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  • Kansas
« Reply #1512 on: March 30, 2006, 04:12:59 PM »
Snorlax is resurrected by Dr. Frank-in-styne
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  • Steamed
« Reply #1513 on: March 30, 2006, 11:15:04 PM »
Frankenstein dies of hyperventilation after a long bout of screaming "It's Frank-in-shteen!"

« Reply #1514 on: March 30, 2006, 11:48:35 PM »
Sympathetic movie-goer revives Dr. Frankenstein with a 1-UP Super.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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