Nintendo Jeopardy!

[Jman]

Lakitu: And we're back to the first round!  Where were we?  Oh...now I remember!  Mario, it's your turn again.  Pick a category.

Mario: Hey, wait a minute...I remember you!  You're-a that guy who's-a always-a trying to kill me!  You're-a gonna die!

Lakitu: Oh crap!  No!  Stay back!  (throws barrage of spiky shells at Mario)  Whoa, was that ever close!  Well, I guess Mario's out of the game.  Therefore, it says here on this insurance form just handed to me that if Mario gets DQ'ed, Luigi will take his place.  Luigi, come on down!  Your the next contestant on the pri..I mean, Jeopardy!

Luigi: Thank you, friendly cloud man!

Lakitu: Now, pick a category, Luigi.

Luigi: I pick, videogame firsts for 400.

Lakitu: In Super Mario World, once you grab a cape feather, for the first time ever, you could do this...Luigi!

Luigi: feather dust the bad guy unitl he sneezed himself into a coma?

Lakitu: No.  DK?

DK: Become one of the three Dancing Brothers?  Gonna have a good time tonight! gonna have a good..

Lakitu: No!  Why must you reference Homestar Runner on a Nintendo show?  (beans DK and Luigi with Spikey shells.)  Kirby.

Kirby: I'm gonna take a wild guess here, when you got the cape feather, you could fly?

Lakitu: yes!  Correct!  You get a cookie!

Kirby: Really?

Lakitu: No, it's just an expression.

Kirby: Dang!  I'll take videogame firsts for 800 bucks.

Lakitu: You got our daily double!  Now, for the oddest reason, our question is related to Homestar Runner.

Homestar (from crowd): This question is related to me?  You mean, like a cousin or uncle?

Strong bad (from crowd): No, you morone!  Shut up!

Lakitu: On to our question...who is the resident that eats the most crap in the Homestar Runner universe?

Homestar: There's a Homestar Runner Universe?  You mean, like a whole planet named after me?

Strong bad: (knocks out Homestar with one of those awesome off the top rope moves of his.)

Kirby: Uh...

King of Town: Oh!  Oh!  I know!  It's Strong Bad!

Strong bad: You're dead, old man! (takes out KOT)

Kirby: I think it's the...King of town?

Lakitu: yes!  Yes!  He got it!  That's the end of our first round!  We shall have some new categories in our second round!  We'll be right back!


By the way, for anyone who doesn't like their favorite character acting stupid...this is meant to be entirely comic relief.  I'm not trying to offend anyone or tarnish the good names of Mario, DK, Luigi, or Kirby.

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*

[mario_luigifan104]

Alex:Mario select again.

Mario: Ok,I'll take "famous nintendo characters" for 800.

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

[white_arrow]

Gonna have a good time tonight...

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin

[Jman]

Mario got disqualified for trying to kill Lakitu.  Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this story or SSB live, but I've been just so busy with school and whatnot.

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*

[Jman]

Lakitu: Wow, we should really dust the cobwebs off of the rails and kill those huge poisonous spiders that are about to bite the unlucky fans in section 13!

Luigi: Who cares about them?  Let's get back to the game!

Lakitu: Ah yes!  It's our Double Jeopardy round!  Somewhere hidden in this table of questions is a Daily Double!  100 bonus points to anyone who can tell me what it means.

Kirby: I know!  What is "get two packs of gum?"

Lakitu: Double, not dubble bubble! 

Kirby: Two roasted Butterball turkeys?

Lakitu: No.

Kirby: Why am I even here?  You stupid son of a


Lakitu: Good Night eveybody! (curtain closes)

*shell cracking sounds*  *curtain opens*

Lakitu: Sorry, we had some technical difficulties!  Apparently, someone spiked the Kool-Aid during the commercial break!  And we all know how much Kool-Aid Kirby had.

Kirby: *wobbling around in a daze*

Lakitu: As you can see, he is physically unable to perform.  And some more bad news, since we wasted all of this time on Kirby, we now have to go to final Jeopardy.  The category today is...make up a word!  And...go!

*20 seconds later*

Lakitu: Time is up.  Let's see what you guys came up with!  Luigi, let's start with you!  You wrote "Luigiisthemostawesomeever."  That is not a new word, that is just a bunch of known words combined.  You had $-200, you wagered "Mario's pasta money"  Oh, and you are not the most awesome guy ever!

Luigi: You're being mean, friendly cloud man!

Lakitu: It's Lakitu to you, bub!  Anyway, DK, you wrote "superDKawesomeisticxpalidocious."  That is just a word you stole and reworded around yourself.  You had $-500, your wager was "More money than you've made in your pathetic life."  I highly doubt that. 

DK: At least I still have my fangirls!  *Looks to see the girls are all gathering around some other guy.*  Oh, I hate this stupid game!

Lakitu: And it hates you too, I'm sure.  Okay, somehow Kirby is still alive despite a deadly amount of spiked Kool-Aid in his system.  Kirby, you wrote "I'm too sexy for my shirt.  And way hotter than you, you pompous"...er, I can't repeat that word to our audience.  Logic fails me...you don't even wear clothes!  Anyway, you had 500 dollars, and you wagered...nothing.  I don't believe it!  In a defiance of all that is logical, Kirby has won the battle of wits that is Jeopardy despite the fact that he should be dead! 

KIrby: *passes out.*

*Strong Bad somehow walks away with the money*

Lakitu: Words fail me.  Good night everybody.

[Jman]

I should have the next episode up by next weekend.