Are ya 1?
Are ya 2?
Are ya... oh, wait, you said it.
Oh well. Happy You-Don't-Have-To-Sign-Up-To-Potentially-Get-Drafted-Someday-Yet-Because-You're-A-Chick-(But-You-Don't-Get-Paid-As-Much-As-Men-To-Do-The-Same-Work-And-Also-Men-Don't-Take-You-As-Seriously-As-They-Should-So-I-Guess-That-Sucks;-Also-Maybe-You-Actually-Want-To-Get-Drafted-But-This-Has-Gotten-Rather-Stupid-By-Now-[Not-To-Mention-It-Has-Drifted-Rather-A-Bit-From-The-Original-Point-If-There-Was-One-{There-Probably-Wasn't}]-So-I'll-Stop)-Day!
(HYDHTSUTPGDSYBYACBYDGPAMAMTDTSWAAMDTYASATSSIGTSAMYAWTGDBTHGRSBNNTMIHDRABFTOPITWOTPWSIS-Day for short.)