Author Topic: The Evil Bread (Read 111142 times)

Masher101 · « **Reply #165 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:02:08 PM »

The knights with there new weapons, went into the temple in search of the other great weapons, that would help kill the evil bread! "now all's left is Glorb and... uh, who?" Masher barely knew his party members

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #166 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:07:41 PM »

The first chamber was dimly lit. But there was no doors. Just a giant pillar with the following strange inscription:

< > ^ ^ V < <

LZR immediatley picked up his guitar and said, "this is just primitive piece of music. I just need to follow this, and we get further."

He played the notes and the pillar scooted over, and they went into the next chamber.

Masher101 · « **Reply #167 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:09:46 PM »

"This is easy... too easy..." Masher said, But right after he said that the walls in the chamber started to move in on our heros "Had to open your big mouth" LZR mumbled

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #168 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:11:44 PM »

(Awesome Windwaker thing!!!)

The Five quickly ran throughout the chamber, trying to get out before the walls closed in on them! As they continued to run it grew darker and darker. The Blue Toad noticed that his axe suddenly gave of a radiant green glow. This allowed them to search for a passageway in the dark!

Masher101 · « **Reply #169 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:13:18 PM »

"Hold on..." Luigi Simpson said "Masher, Use your powers!" "Oh, Oh yeah!" Masher said, "Must.... Focus..."

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #170 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:14:54 PM »

LZR looked down at his guitar. It was only thing that could save them, there was no secret passage in sight, but this would give them more time. It would be destroyed, but, it was either his life or the guitar.

He wedged it up, right when the walls were the right size.

LZR stared at what he had done.

"That was better than a Les Paul!" he screamed, but each of the five knights climbed up on the neck of the guitar which actually got them close enough to a secret opening high up in the wall to go through it into the next chamber.

Masher101 · « **Reply #171 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:17:19 PM »

Masher was the last one to climb up the guitar. "Grab my hand!" LZR screemed, so masher did, but then... the guitar bursted into several parts, causing Masher to dangle on LZRs arm

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #172 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:22:11 PM »

Masher was safe, but, Ledzeppelinrocks said, "How can we go on when I don't even have a proper weapon?"

Well, they went on anyways and the next chamber had Ledzeppelinrock's guitar floating in the air, with a little note on it. It read:

Courtesy of The Mushroom City Caterers.

"What dy'a know," the Blue Toad said with a grin.

Masher101 · « **Reply #173 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:28:23 PM »

"I will not open my big mouth, I will not open my big mouth" Masher thought over and over. Then sudenly, The knights came to a large, dragon-looking statue "wow, thats a cool statue" LZR said, "should we go in here?" L. Simpson asked "I dont know..." I thought. LZR turned at me and asked "uhh, masher? you ok?" "I'm trying not to open my big mouth! or that dragon might come alive or something!" but then, the worst thing happened... I farted

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #174 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:29:42 PM »

At that, the dragon transformed, saying "That's stinky!"

The five warriors looked extremely scared- it was the one thing they had nightmares about. They wouldn't have enough training to take on... BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #175 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:31:57 PM »

The Blue Toad prepared his axe as he charged towards the dinosaur (which could apparently be awakened due to flatulance?). He swung his glowing green axe down upon the purple beast, and his axe shot striaght through it's belly. A white light glowed from the gash in Barney's stomach, and the Five stared in amazement.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #176 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:34:33 PM »

In a deep scary voice, Barney thundered, "THE FIVE WILL PERISH IN THE TEMPLE OF THE FIVE!!! BY ORDERS OF LUEPOFTIOR!!!"

Luigi Simpson said, "I thought he was on our side! This is getting more and more suspicious!"

Masher101 · « **Reply #177 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:35:11 PM »

It Regenerated! "Ohh... My... God... I'm... gona... die..." Masher said while weting his new pants "Die you freak!" TBT said as he threw his axe into the monsters eye "ROOooOOOoooOOooOOOOooOOoooooOoarr...." "oh god, hes chargeing his death weapon!!!" LZR screemed "I love you... You love me..." "NOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!" They all yelled

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #178 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:36:59 PM »

Finally, Barney slumped to the floor, and the Five could finally enter the stone dragon's mouth.

LZR said, "The weirdest thing is that Luepoftior made Barney kill us! I thought he was on our side!"

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #179 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:39:36 PM »

They all pondered this as they continued into the dragon's mouth.

"Perhaps this whole thing was a trap," said The Blue Toad.