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Glorb

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« Reply #240 on: February 11, 2006, 10:17:22 AM »
Just then, Homer exploded! "That was the last straw..." said Masher, transforming into a leg! "Wha?" asked Glorb, just as became a big robot head. As Homer's charred corpse became a leg, TBT spontaneously became a pair of arms, and LZR, or Hyrulian, or whatever the crap his name is now, became another leg! Masher transformed into a big torso, and the Five fused together to form Voltron, but with three legs! However, due to copyrights, Voltron was changed to Foltron, but the Five were still strong. They where suddenly warped to the Death Star, where USL was waiting. "Fools!" screamed USL, just as he hurled a fireball at them. Foltron dodged it, and pulled out his Foltron Sword! A cataclysmic battle was about to occur, one that would shake the new universe to its very core.
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« Reply #241 on: February 11, 2006, 04:30:11 PM »
"Hmph. Darkness! Scythe! Wings! Smasher! Dark Hedgehog Team, Assemble!" USL roared.

Darkness the Hedgehog, who was being followed by a lovestruck Smasher Fox (Amy) and a sneering Scythe the Echidna, not to mention a heavily- armed Wings.

"Meet the Five Force!" Darkness laughed.

"To protect the world from devastation!" Smasher announced.

"Wrong fic." Scythe sneered.

"Uh... Five Force, strike!" USL shouted.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Glorb

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« Reply #242 on: February 11, 2006, 06:07:31 PM »
One of the little weird guys attacked Foltron's flank. "Little weird guy at 3-o'clock!" said Glorb to TBT. Masher sent a lethal mental shockwave at Smasher, while Glorb used his Kill-You-5-Times Noodle's remaining 2 kills to defeat Darkness and Scythe. Foltron swung his Flotron sword at the last two little weird guys, leaving Ultimate Shadow Lord invulnerable! But just then, a temporal-dampening spatial-displacement chronosingularity sphere opened up, transporting Foltron and USL into Battle World! Some random comic book villain (in this case, Venom) attacked them both!
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« Reply #243 on: February 11, 2006, 07:02:21 PM »
"Agh!" Foltron yelled, as it was hit by Venom.

"You're next." Venom sneered at USL.

Venom shot web, but USL merely sliced it away with a short sword, yawning. Venom charged him, only to have USL punch him in the stomach. He fell to the ground.

"I'll let you join me if you finish them." USL boomed, backing away.

Venom smiled, preparing to take on Foltron.

(I will become good again some time... very soon, actually)
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #244 on: February 11, 2006, 11:07:48 PM »
"Ha Ha Ha... Fools! You will never defeat me!" Screamed USL

"Hmmm..." Though Foltron outloud "We could go back in time before Luigi Simpson became crazy! or... whatever He likes to call himself..."

"Die!" shouted Venom as he rushed at Foltron

"WAIT!" Screamed USL. "I love this song!" USL shouted as the Shadow The Hedgehog theme (I AM ALL ME) came on a speaker that appeared out of nowhere

"..."


(I'm a big Shodow The Hedgehog fan :D)
Wheee...

« Reply #245 on: February 12, 2006, 12:16:14 AM »
"Die, scum!" a voice yelled.

It was USL's friend- she jumped at USL, brandishing a sword. Foltron gaped.

"Stay out of this, weakling." USL laughed, pulling out a rather evil-looking sword.

"Weakling?" she cried in anger, holding the sword firmly and swinging it.

USL blocked her attack perfectly- but did not notice his sword was beginning to melt. He swung it again, but the girl ducked, taking another swipe. USL leapt back, waiting for a time to strike.

"You continue to fight... you'll never make it out alive." USL hissed.

Suddenly, he swung one last time- the sword broke.

"What?" he yelled outraged. "This cannot be!"

His friend sneered.

"Give up?" she asked confidently.

"NEVER!" USL roared. "Apocalypse Punch!"

He leapt into the air a few metres, bringing a huge fist back and, then, he thrust it forward.

"Ha!" she yelled, dodging.

USL landed, growling- but he was surprised when he saw the sword she weilded.

"Hey, wait... that's the Sword of Light..." USL croaked.

"Correct." she laughed.

"Won't make a difference." he replied gruffly. "Energy Fist!"

He darted towards her, but she held her sword firmly, smiling slightly at Foltron, who was cheering, and Venom, who was cursing. Just as he came, she stabbed quickly, her sword piercing USL's skin.

"Aaaaaaaaaagh!" he screeched, collapsing to the ground.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Glorb

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« Reply #246 on: February 13, 2006, 10:21:48 AM »
Just then, another temporal-dampening spatial-displacement chronosingularity sphere opened up, and everything turned back to normal...The Death Star turned into a lush forest, USL became Ultima Shadow, who in turn became Luigi Simpson, and Foltron changed back into Masher, Hyrulian, Glorb and TBT. Venom changed back into Eddie Brock, who was then hit by a tractor. The reunited Five had a good laugh about this, and gave each other a high-five. "But one thing," said Glorb, "who was that girl who defeated you?" Luigi Simpson looked back at Glorb. "Oh, just an old friend..." he answered mysteriously.
"No, seriously, who was it?" asked Glorb. TBT butted in. "Hey, let's all go to Burger King!" he said. And thus began the prelude to a new saga, one the shall be forever afterwards be knows as...The Burger King Wars.
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« Reply #247 on: February 14, 2006, 08:00:54 AM »
Dun Dun Duuuun

Season 2 any body? well, more like season 3... or 4...
Wheee...

Glorb

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« Reply #248 on: February 14, 2006, 12:06:40 PM »
C'mon, everybody! Buy the Evil Bread Season 4 DVD!
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« Reply #249 on: February 15, 2006, 02:37:59 AM »
Okay, a little notice... here is my priority list right now in terms of work, stories and stuff.

1. Major assignment
2. Minor assignment for Chemistry
3. Minor assignment for Geography
=4 Fanfic about dragons
=4 Fanfic about Pokemon
=4 Rewrite Mario & TMK Unite
=4 Write Evil Bread novelization

So, hopefully, I can try and write Evil Bread as a really long novel! :)
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #250 on: February 15, 2006, 07:16:52 AM »
Holy Crumbles Batman!

Thats a good idea!!
Wheee...

Glorb

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« Reply #251 on: February 15, 2006, 09:03:22 AM »
Well, uh, I hate to burst your bubble, US, but I'm already writing The Evil Bread as a novel, by taking the sentences and recording them in a Microsoft Word document. I'm also dividing the story into chapters to make like a novel, and have edited the spelling mistakes, etc. In addition, the beginning of the story, which starred Mario, Luigi, Toad and Peach now stars the Five (or, as they were back then, Four) Knights (namely, us). I've also added what I call "editor's commentary", where I add little comments eto the story every now and then. There will also be a commentary-less edition, too.

So, I've already been working on it, which means that you'll have one less thing to worry about. But if you meant writing an independant spinoff-type novel, then I encourage you to do it. This means that, some day, there will be an Evil Bread novel (or two), ongoing story, AND a sprite comic, thanks to Masher. But, *ahem*, when are we going back to the story? I forgot where we were...
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« Reply #252 on: February 15, 2006, 02:55:59 PM »
I believe the Burger King Wars were beginning.

Oh, and... do you think an Evil Bread MMORPG would be a good idea? It would be set after the times of the original Five, and it would be hosted on... Bravenet! :D
« Last Edit: February 16, 2006, 01:54:31 AM by Ultima Shadow »
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Glorb

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« Reply #253 on: February 17, 2006, 09:32:07 AM »
RADICAL!!

Ahem.

So, the Burger King Wars were beginning.

As the reunited Five walked towards the fast food establishment to order some Whoppers, US was suddenly punched! He quickly turned his head. It was none other than...Richard Simmons! Ultima Shadow was about to fire some big flashy thing at the fitness instructor, but The Blue Toad stopped him. "US, don't you know that's GENE Simmons, not RICHARD Simmons?" he asked. But it was too late, for Gene pulled out his guitar with his tongue. However, Hyrulian jumped in between the two, and he pulled out his guitar. Using nothing more than the power of rock, he summoned a level 2 fuzzy pudding. "Oh, this is not good" said Masher insightfully. Glorb was about to use the restroom, when it was suddenly blocked by Richard Simmons! US knew this was his chance, and he shot a fireball at Simmons. He exploded instantly, but there was still the matter of the battle between Hyrulian and Gene.
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Glorb

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« Reply #254 on: February 27, 2006, 03:57:10 PM »
Yes, this is both a (small) bump and a double post, but my story is dying! But I can't think of a new story direction, so help!
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