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Man Ray: Excuse me sir! I believe you dropped your wallet!
Patrick: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Man Ray: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Patrick: It's not my wallet.
Man Ray: You're Patrick Star
Patrick: Yup.
Man Ray: And this is your I.D.
Patrick: Yup.
Man Ray: I found this I.D. in this wallet, which must mean this is your wallet.
Patrick: That makes sense to me.
Man Ray: Then take it.
Patrick: It's not my wallet!-SBSP, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy |||