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« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2005, 11:42:44 PM »
Wait, let me think... (to the tune of DK rap) "Something.  Peanuts.  Coconut shells.  When he shoots ya, it hurts [edit]."  No... That couldn't have been it.

~No, it's not. And that wasn't funny at ALL. ~Sapph
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Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

BP

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« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2005, 11:47:32 PM »
It was "He may be slow, he can't jump high, but this kong is one [heck] of a guy." I remember me and my sister running to my mom asking why they did that.
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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2005, 12:00:02 AM »
Ah, thank you.  I can vaguely remember now.  That's actually a relatively tasteful use of the word "[heck]".  I was expecting something a little more vulgar (like my post above), so that's good.
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Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2005, 10:06:46 AM »
And then Rare goes and gives Candy Kong C+ Breasts.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2005, 02:45:01 PM »
Okay, guys, enough. This is getting inappropriate, not to mention off-topic.

(One last note: Size C is not all that large; it's probably more "average," I'd say. Anyway, back on-topic.)
« Last Edit: December 06, 2005, 02:47:28 PM by Sapphira »
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2005, 06:15:26 PM »
The US average is 34B.

« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2005, 06:42:41 PM »
Okay, guys, enough. This is getting inappropriate, not to mention off-topic.

(One last note: Size C is not all that large; it's probably more "average," I'd say. Anyway, back on-topic.)
Yeah, tone it down.
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2005, 06:51:05 PM »
I'd say it should be proportional to the woman's body.

Don't want little girls who can beat men to death with their chests, do we? :P
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2005, 07:10:57 PM »
And Survey says....

We're now done with this!
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« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2005, 08:25:06 PM »
What are those Koopas trying to say, anyway?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2005, 08:43:04 PM »
"We are the Shroob allies. We rock you and then roll on the floor laughing. Then you will cry."

At least I think they're saying that. Darn n00b Koopas.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2005, 10:24:53 PM »
Today's actually... nobody's birthday!  Quick, hurry up and make a baby!

« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2005, 11:09:10 PM »
I wonder if Rare made the next Donkey Kong game for GC if she would look even more unrealistic.  And I wonder if she'll ever show up in a Mario game, like Mario Kart.  Sorry, I just had to ask that.  Back on topic.  "B34!  That's BINGO!"

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« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2005, 11:11:21 PM »
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2005, 11:11:41 PM »
OLD.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

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