Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 585162 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1050 on:** April 01, 2007, 02:35:15 PM »

Then the world exploded because of poor taste.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1051 on:** April 01, 2007, 02:37:14 PM »

But God put it back together again because the world wasn't supposed to explode for another 5 million years.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1052 on:** April 01, 2007, 02:43:04 PM »

Then the world was destroyed to make way for a bypass.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1053 on:** April 01, 2007, 02:46:14 PM »

Wario was so fat that he clogged up the bypass, and the workers had to get a flying bulldozer to move him out of the way.

The Chef · « **Reply #1054 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:53:05 PM »

So the Vogons shot Wario down, while a new world was created with the intention of calculating the answer to the ultimate question, Mario ended up on board the Heart of Gold thanks to the Improbability Drive.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1055 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:05:22 PM »

PL had no idea what all of that meant, but he went along with the story anyway, and told Mario to take over the ship.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1056 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:09:24 PM »

He drove it straight into a bowl of petunias.

The Chef · « **Reply #1057 on:** April 01, 2007, 08:02:22 PM »

Then The Chef gave PaperLuigi a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to read, while Mario witnessed a whale falling through the sky.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1058 on:** April 01, 2007, 09:01:06 PM »

The unfortunate whale began to try and interpret his current situation before hitting the ground at a high speed and... bouncing straight back up, hitting the Heart of Gold and propelling it straight towards Planet Zebes.

(I don't feel like going with the story. :D)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1059 on:** April 01, 2007, 10:41:44 PM »

PL tossed out the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because it was a terrible book, and Planet Zebes was destroyed.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #1060 on:** April 02, 2007, 07:28:15 AM »

Then, in place of Zebes, Zebeth appeared, with a huge sign on top of it that said "EAT AT GERUTA'S".

The Chef · « **Reply #1061 on:** April 02, 2007, 11:05:15 AM »

So Mario and Sam Aran ended up having to bust Metroids at Geruta's.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1062 on:** April 02, 2007, 01:05:08 PM »

The Metroids busted a move.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1063 on:** April 02, 2007, 03:41:32 PM »

So Mario and Sam busted a move to counter the move.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1064 on:** April 03, 2007, 03:57:57 AM »

Before the Metroids could counter the counter-move, the Heart of Gold rolled on all of the Metroids and squished them.