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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 600329 times)

The Chef

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« Reply #540 on: August 31, 2006, 08:09:02 AM »
So Mario Raced against KTQ and him beat easily, and recieved a new item for winning: The Sword of Toadstool!

[Yes, I know how stupid the old one got, but it was at it's stupidiest when people like marioguy ruined the story for no reason. Besides, I got plans for this story. ;)]

« Reply #541 on: August 31, 2006, 03:29:40 PM »
Then the Ancient Swordsmen came to give Mario some advice about swordfighting. "Remember, young one," they said. "If there's a four-foot piece of steel coming at you, GET OUT OF THE WAY." Then they dissappeared, never to be seen again and not changing the course of the story at all.

Dang, that was more than one sentance. *slaps self*
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #542 on: August 31, 2006, 04:23:08 PM »
Mario then hit GiftedGirl on the head with a hammer, and, in the process, broke the fourth wall- in panic, he rebuilt it, but it was a bad job (he's a plumber, not a bricklayer) and so he decided to keep going with the story and walked up a red slate road, which was parallel to the less famous green cement road, the equally famous blue asphalt road, and the more famous yellow brick road.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #543 on: August 31, 2006, 05:10:55 PM »
Then PaperLuigi said, "How come the only people interested in this story are myself, Ultima Shadow, GiftedGirl, The Chef and Sushieboy?"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #544 on: August 31, 2006, 07:10:12 PM »
Ultima Shadow replied, "I don't know," and watched as a ninja jumped in front of Mario!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #545 on: August 31, 2006, 07:14:39 PM »
It was a Ninja Turtle. ;)
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

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« Reply #546 on: August 31, 2006, 08:51:29 PM »
Not just any "Ninja Turtle", it was one of the Koopa Bros.!

« Reply #547 on: August 31, 2006, 09:36:28 PM »
However, the Koopa Brother looked strange. His mask was a brown colour, and, perhaps the strangest, he held twin swords that read 'This space for rent' and 'I font believe it'.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

The Chef

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« Reply #548 on: September 01, 2006, 08:25:54 AM »
But since he was in Mario's way, Mario challanged him to a sword fight.

« Reply #549 on: September 01, 2006, 10:25:37 PM »
Then Mario used his sword to slice up some cake, which caused massive amounts of chocolate to fly everywhere and create "Mega Mini Chocolate bit mosters."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #550 on: September 02, 2006, 09:03:52 AM »
So Mario and the Koopa Bro. had to smite them all.

« Reply #551 on: September 03, 2006, 01:05:04 PM »
And so the chocolate things were smited. Er, smote. Smet. WHATEVER.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

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« Reply #552 on: September 03, 2006, 05:03:23 PM »
So the Koopa Bro. decided that Mario was a worthy fighter and vowed to assist him in his time of need, after which they parted and went their separate ways (meaning Mario went to Portabello Town and the Koopa Bro. went who-knows-where).

SushieBoy

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« Reply #553 on: October 07, 2006, 05:32:43 PM »
While luigi skydived into a pool full of mac and cheese.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Jman

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« Reply #554 on: October 07, 2006, 07:05:49 PM »
Then an annoying song with every sentence ending in "oni" began playing.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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