Mario then hit GiftedGirl on the head with a hammer, and, in the process, broke the fourth wall- in panic, he rebuilt it, but it was a bad job (he's a plumber, not a bricklayer) and so he decided to keep going with the story and walked up a red slate road, which was parallel to the less famous green cement road, the equally famous blue asphalt road, and the more famous yellow brick road.