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« Reply #660 on: December 13, 2006, 07:48:47 PM »
Where it was illegal to be so tall and skinny at the same time, so he was given the chair.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #661 on: December 13, 2006, 07:50:18 PM »
The chair was a very nice colour, so he placed it in his dining room where it complemented the mantelpiece perfectly.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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« Reply #662 on: December 13, 2006, 08:05:06 PM »
But he spilled hot coffee on it.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #663 on: December 14, 2006, 07:36:49 PM »
"Aw crap!" said Waluigi.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #664 on: December 14, 2006, 07:48:27 PM »
Suddenly, a huge cradle falls on him, and Wario sleeps like a baby in it.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Jman

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« Reply #665 on: December 16, 2006, 12:10:55 AM »
Then, an anvil dropped on Wario and Mario laughed and laughed like he just saw Dumb and Dumber for the first time.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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« Reply #666 on: December 16, 2006, 10:01:42 AM »
So I set off with three stout sub sandwiches, and my best The Cheat to find this mystical land.

« Reply #667 on: December 16, 2006, 05:16:42 PM »
Then GiftedGirl said "Doy! >_O" because this story had 666 replies(not counting this one, of course).
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #668 on: December 16, 2006, 05:21:34 PM »
So I stole the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it "Lotionman".

Jman

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« Reply #669 on: December 16, 2006, 11:26:28 PM »
"Lotionman...that's so great, I fogot to laugh!"  said Mario.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

The Chef

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« Reply #670 on: December 17, 2006, 08:07:49 AM »
So Mario was crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.

SushieBoy

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« Reply #671 on: December 17, 2006, 09:44:38 AM »
Then Mario realesed some sort of energy blast thing and blew Toadsworth away.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

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« Reply #672 on: December 17, 2006, 12:20:44 PM »
Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of no where lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy..... face.


« Reply #673 on: December 17, 2006, 02:13:28 PM »
A random person fell over laughing.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Jman

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« Reply #674 on: December 17, 2006, 02:20:07 PM »
And Rocky Balboa beat up Strong bad in a boxing match.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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