Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 584725 times)

SushieBoy · « **Reply #885 on:** March 17, 2007, 10:42:56 PM »

Mario wondered where his pudding was.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #886 on:** March 17, 2007, 11:49:07 PM »

Wario said "here it is," with pudding all over his mouth and fingers.

Suffix · « **Reply #887 on:** March 17, 2007, 11:50:37 PM »

Enraged, Mario cried,"Is no pudding safe from the hands of this monster?!"

WarpRattler · « **Reply #888 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:25:31 AM »

Then Wario was bum-rushed by a rushing bum, which caused him to run out of health and become Beaten Up (stupid low-level Wario...).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #889 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:47:33 AM »

Wario found some cheese and ate some to gain back his health, but not before the bum attacked Mario and Luigi!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #890 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:13:21 AM »

When the bum rushed Mario and Luigi, they ducked in such a way that when it tripped, it flew over their heads and into a wall, causing 50 (+12) (+10) damage; Mario and Luigi won the fight!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #891 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:16:27 AM »

So like, Wario gained +20000000 ex. points because the cheese he ate was totally like, some kinda secret weapon!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #892 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:31:52 AM »

Unfortunately for Wario, since the realm they were currently in doesn't use ex. points, his +20000000 of them was useless, though the +300 Mus, Mys, and Mox substats were useful, as they leveled him up thrice (remember how low his level was).

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #893 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:34:49 AM »

Wario said "all this level-upin' is making me hungry," and ate a ham sandwich, which healed his health thrice, but since his HP was already maxed out, it was useless.

The Chef · « **Reply #894 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:42:21 AM »

So then Mario and Luigi suddenly got back attacked by a Dry Bones Deluxe for 3000 damage!

SushieBoy · « **Reply #895 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:48:27 PM »

But it was a miss, so Mario burned it to dust with a fireball.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #896 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:56:16 PM »

Wario ate the remains and lost 30 health points.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #897 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:59:02 PM »

Wario got homesick and he called his mom, but the lines in Australia are always busy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #898 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:00:43 PM »

So he called a secret UFO help line that would beam him to anywhere in the world, so long as his weight did not pass 500 lb, which it did.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #899 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:02:12 PM »

So he got Skinny Albert to do the job, but it failed!